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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Myrtle eye scoop

“I’ll take your paralysed horror as a ‘yes.'”

Myrtle is a twisted old bitch.

Fiona hasn’t got the monopoly on that anymore, I guess.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

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Yes, I subscribe to Pop Trigger. I hate myself, too.

Fiona will not go quietly into that good night.

She’s gonna claw and smoke and fuck and strut her way back into the light, bitches.

She will bury us all. Probably in heels.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

I hate to say it, but the shine is wearing off this season of American Horror Story for me.

Too much talking, not enough crazy, fucked up, witchy shit.

Plenty of sex, though.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

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Bloody wuss.

It was inevitable: we’ve finally run into a talking episode.

I suppose it was gonna be a tough ask for American Horror Story to continue its murder-raping, body-bagging, Mare Winnigham incesting pace.

And this episode is kind enough to slip in a bit of tongue.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

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I’d probably choose the cake. If you were wondering.

Well, first we had death-by-rape.

Then we had making a man out of Kyle.

I didn’t expect to get horrified again, but American Horror Story has managed to turn even Mare Winningham into a debauched nightmare.

God, it’s good.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Jessica Lange

YES.

Oh, baby. Never leave me out here alone again.

It’s been, like, 9 months. That’s too long.

But god, it looks like it was worth the wait.

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TV Review: 30 Rock Season 7 Episodes 12 and 13

30 Rock series finale Liz

If only we had a little more time…

So I thought there were 2 episodes of 30 Rock left.

As in, like, 2 more weeks of 30 Rock. I didn’t realise it’d be a double episode.

Needless to say, I was not emotionally prepared enough for 30 Rock to be over.

My heart hurts. And I think (hope?) it’s not just the cholesterol.

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