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Revenge Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

Revenge Madness Nolan Louise slap

Quick! Somebody hold his earrings.

No no, it’s a simple misunderstanding. Louise only slaps people when she’s hallucinating one of her parents while unknowingly under the influence of malaria medication.

No, really.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

Revenge Epitaph

David is no replacement for Aiden’s British accent, though.

Yes, fucking Victoria is on the team, now.

Grudgingly.

But you’d expect that.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

Revenge Atonement Conrad Grayson back

Flashbacks are such sweet sorrow.

Conrad’s appearance really brings home what’s missing from Revenge this season.

In related news, is there a single person in the universe who is missing Charlotte at all?

Because I don’t think there is.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

Revenge Daniel Intel drunk hitting on Emily

Yes.

I’ve shit on Daniel before, but damn, Emily must be a stone cold bitch to resist the belligerent advances of a drunk rich boy like that.

Don’t worry, Dan. Some of us aren’t so picky.

Like Margaux. With her attitude to contraception.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 21

Glee Mercedes fat

I gotta keep it fresh.

And before you break out your Politically Correct sticks and take a swipe at me, know that Mercedes’ size is relevant to the episode.

Which means I can ridicule her for it all I want. Bwa ha.

Alright alright, only a little bit.

Or, in Mercedes’ case, not so little.

Okay, I’ll stop.

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CBF Review: Movie 43

Movie 43 Josh Duhamel

No matter how low your expectations, this will happen.

I don’t even want to give Movie 43 any time.

I know something this bad would be perfect for a review blog titled I Just Hate Everything, but this “movie” is just so empty and devoid of value that even I can’t be fucked talking about it.

Yes, it’s that bad. In case you were wondering.

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It’s Not Shit: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

The Perks of Being a Wallflower Nothing Hates U

Nope. Not even me.

WARNING: Extremely biased review incoming. If you’re only here to get your I Just Hate Everything fix (I can dream), then I implore you to ignore me wanking on about my “feelings” and skip down to Reasons to Hate. Otherwise, come walk through the fire with me.

So I think I better start off with a bit of sourness before I completely lose all my dignity.

I saw the trailer for this movie when I went to see Twishite: Breaking Bladders Part are-you-fucking-kidding-me-they-made-it-into-2-movies. And I was not convinced. It looked like another overindulgent teen movie that was all about how, like, high school is totes the most important time of our lives evar Lolz #yolo.

And yes, that element does creep through every now and then.

But The Perks of Being a Wallflower is the only movie this year, and definitely in a long time, that has actually made me feel something for longer than 5 minutes after watching it.

It’s been almost 24 hours, and I still can’t get it off my mind. And that’s an accomplishment. What, with all the porn and vidya games us kids have these days.

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