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The Originals Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review

The Originals I Love You, Goodbye Elijah hot

It’s no joke.

You’d think I’d be more distracted by the lavish werewolf royal wedding. Or the death of an Original. Or the revival of another. Or the revelation of Hope’s alive status to the world.

But no. The Elijah Hotness Parade is a much higher priority.

Not for Hayley, apparently, though.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals The Devil Is Damned Elijah hammer nails fence

There’s an easy “hammer” pun in there. You don’t need me to do it for you.

Vincent dies this episode.

I’m sorry to spoil it so upfront, but this moment simply couldn’t come soon enough.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals Sanctuary Klaus attacks Jackson

Are there seriously any Jackson fans out there? I can’t imagine there are.

Sadly, Elijah only gets one, token scene this episode. So The Elijah Hotness Parade has come to a stop.

Thank goodness for Freya.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

The Originals Brotherhood of the Damned Klaus Elijah

Tyra would approve.

The Originals also interrupts its narrative of brotherly feuding to give you bizarre, unnecessary flashbacks to Marcel’s vampiric romp through the frontlines of the first World War.

And way too many Gia scenes.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals The Map of Moments Elijah Hope Rebekah baby

Too late.

I’m sorry, you’ll have to excuse me while I clean myself up.

And then go again, and then clean myself up again.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Rebekah Claire Holt The Brothers That Care Forgot

That “special guest star” credit makes me sad.

Rebekah and Camille: my two favourite blondes.

Wouldn’t it be incredible if they could somehow join forces as one?

Esther thinks so.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals Ansel impaled Chasing The Devil's Tail

Hey, you’ve gotta be known for something. And getting impaled is Ansel’s something.

It’s glorious.

Klaus is finally learning how to put his daddy issues to bed.

Mikael’s turn, please.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals Tatia Elena Red Door

Goddammit, Elena.

Just kidding, it’s not Elena.

But I am also sad to report that it’s not Katherine, either.

It’s just Tatia, the doppelganger whose blood bound Klaus’ hybrid suppression spell.

Nobody special.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Just in case Esther’s evilness was too ambiguous for you, this episode she advocates for the mass murder of humans, performed by child werewolves to activate their curses. In order to grow her army, of course,

Does Esther still believe she’s the good guy?

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals Kol flashback Alive and Kicking

Could somebody offer Kol a napkin? Good grief.

I was worried the The Originals would use Kol, Finn, and Esther’s current incarnations as a way to weasel around booking their original actors.

This is a good start in laying that concern to rest.

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