Tag Archive | jwoww

Discontinued: Snooki & JWoww

Snooki & JWoww baby shower presents

“Get it away from me!”

I’d say that it makes me sad to say this, but that would be a lie:

I will not be posting about Snooki & JWoww season 2 (or 3 etc, if God is truly cruel enough to allow that).

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 7

Jersey Shore season 7 Jenni laughing Deena drunk

I didn’t realise Mean Girls 3 was accepting audition reels yet.

Credit to one of my friends (every time I say that and you have the same look of bewliderment. Are you that predictable? I am) for pointing this out, but Jersey is quickly becoming The Ron and Deena Show.

And I am completely okay with that.

Who would have thought that little grenade rat whose first action in season 3 was stripping in front of Mike would become the only thing about this show worth watching?

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 6

Jersey Shore season 6 Snooki crap hair

Seriously, what is going on with that?

Surprise! Jenni actually seems to be realising the stupidity of her self-righteous fury.

Well, at least as much as an overconfident, affluent, large breasted club rat can.

So not much. But it’s a start.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 4

Jersey Shore season 6 Deena blue ball

Deena has had practice at handling balls.

Huff…huff…almost…there.

Too many Jersey eps to bitch about. Need inexpensive wine.

And cookies.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 2

Jersey Shore season 6 Ronnie drunk stairs

“Slip and slide is what I cal my pusssssaaaay!” -Sammi, in a better world

2 episodes already? Is MTV trying to dump this show as fast as possible? Rude.

At least there’s some drama this time.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 1

Jersey Shore season 6 Pauly Vinny gay bromance

He’s presenting! Get in there, Pauly!

I can’t handle this many final seasons!

What would I be without these shows? Lame and fat, that’s what.

Well, lame and fat without anything to watch.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episodes 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

Snooki & JWoww Ryder bed Cancun

Omg, ikr?

So if you haven’t noticed (I’m not that deluded. I know you haven’t), I kinda just stopped doing Snooki & JWoww. I haven’t watched an episode in almost 2 months.

It was a combination of going on holiday for a week, which ended up coinciding with 2 episodes, thus fucking up my entire schedule.

Also, this show is boring and I’ve had no compulsion to return to it in 2 fucking months.

But seeing as Jersey season 6 (the last one! Nooo!) is about to start this week, I figured I better wrap this shit up.

Get ready for some abridged fucking reviews.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 7

Snooki & JWoww Jionni Roger lap dance drag queen

I never thought I’d be so jealous of a drag queen.

Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there.

Last time on I Just Hate Everything we asked if the Roger/Jenni phone call with the shouting and the lawsuit (ie: actual drama) would be interesting.

It’s not. Just like the majority of this show.

But, you know. Snooki. And Jwoww.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 6

Snooki & Jwoww Jenni phone roger suing no makeup surgery plastic

In related news, Jocelyn Wildenstein is now doing doubling work. Meg Ryan not impressed.

Roger is barely in this episode at all.

Needless to say, fuck you MTV.

Fuck. You.

Also, adorable dogs.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 5

The Glee Project Jionni Roger kick fail

Hidden Toe Fracture.

I’m starting to feel like the producers of Snooki & JWoww don’t really care about the titular duo.

Every episode Roger steals the show. And this week even fucking Jionni gets more interesting scenes than the girls.

I’m down for the Roger & Jion-wow spinoff.

Don’t laugh. MTV would totally do it.

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