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Glee Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee Santana Mrs Claus

“To be a child actor on a show that doesn’t suck.”

I gotta give Glee points for trying to do something to spice up the pedestrian, obligatory Christmas episode.

But then I’m taking those points right back because they set it a year in the past, in an alternate universe, and Kurt hooks up with a hot dude.

It was a worth a shot, guys.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

Revenge Lydia green dress back

“I know I kinda came back last episode, but it’s for real real this time.”

It may have already mostly fizzled out by the end of this episode, but Lydia certainly knows how to get in with a bang.

I guess those are the kind of skills you need to have as a professional adultress.

Conrad doesn’t seem to mind.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Emma shoot Pan

Is this not America?

Sadly, Emma doesn’t murder Henry.

Can she do anything right?

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison red dress

Yes, I subscribe to Pop Trigger. I hate myself, too.

Fiona will not go quietly into that good night.

She’s gonna claw and smoke and fuck and strut her way back into the light, bitches.

She will bury us all. Probably in heels.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

TVD Elena Damon Augustine The Cell prison

Way to nail it, TVD.

Thought that whole “Damon’s traumatic past major-life-changing situation thing we’ve never heard of before” might not be a completely ass-pulled pile of puke?

I wish I was able muster that kind of optimism.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Camille Klaus almost kiss

Rude.

It’s a darn breakout of the dreaded almost-kiss this episode.

Can’t you sexy, broody, young things just get on with it?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Regina drinks potion Save Henry

I consider binge drinking to be the appropriate response to any situation, though.

The apocalyptically bad thing is that this episode is titled “Save Henry.”

And I was like “Can we not?”

And then Once Upon a Time was like “Okay, let’s not.”

God is real, people.

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I Spit On Your Grave 2 – It’s Not Shit

I Spit On Your Grave 2 Katie model

“Nothing. You have a nude scene. Did you not read the script?”

I haven’t posted an It’s Not Shit since 9 September (thanks, Sinister).

Which tells you a bit about the calibre of films I’ve been watching lately.

And who knew a shameless, unoriginal sequel like this would be the combo breaker?

It’s a cruel world.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review

Glee The Fox awful

Just be thankful you can’t hear it.

Well, this episode is devoted to everyone learning how important Blaine is.

And Kurt magically getting his way while actively doing the wrong thing.

Cool.

Also, I’m experimenting with a new font for my in-image captions. Please complain about it.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Elijah sick bite

Someone’s been doing their lamaze exercises.

Unfortunately, unlike a baby, you can’t just tie a werewolf bite up in a bag and throw it in a river.

But you can use it as a vehicle to do some exposition about a previously unmentioned but apparently super important love interest.

An interracial love interest.

Scandalous.

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