Myrtle is a twisted old bitch.
Fiona hasn’t got the monopoly on that anymore, I guess.
If you thought I was late posting the Once Upon a Time in Wonderland review this week, then I’ll have you know that I watched this episode of Arrow 5 days ago.
You’d think Oliver’s abs would be more of a priority for me.
But hey, if Laurel can choose alcoholism over Oliver, then so can I.
I gotta give Glee points for trying to do something to spice up the pedestrian, obligatory Christmas episode.
But then I’m taking those points right back because they set it a year in the past, in an alternate universe, and Kurt hooks up with a hot dude.
It was a worth a shot, guys.
Fiona will not go quietly into that good night.
She’s gonna claw and smoke and fuck and strut her way back into the light, bitches.
She will bury us all. Probably in heels.