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Arrow Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Arrow Tommy Merlyn back ghost

In an episode with “Ghosts” in the title, don’t get too comfortable.

So yes, this episode is titled “Three Ghosts,” and 2 of them are totally dead for real real.

Do you think Tommy might be the one that isn’t?

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Myrtle eye scoop

“I’ll take your paralysed horror as a ‘yes.'”

Myrtle is a twisted old bitch.

Fiona hasn’t got the monopoly on that anymore, I guess.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Arrow Barry Allen Glee Sebastian

Who would have thought that Sebastian would be the least attractive male in the cast of a show?

If you thought I was late posting the Once Upon a Time in Wonderland review this week, then I’ll have you know that I watched this episode of Arrow 5 days ago.

You’d think Oliver’s abs would be more of a priority for me.

But hey, if Laurel can choose alcoholism over Oliver, then so can I.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee Santana Mrs Claus

“To be a child actor on a show that doesn’t suck.”

I gotta give Glee points for trying to do something to spice up the pedestrian, obligatory Christmas episode.

But then I’m taking those points right back because they set it a year in the past, in an alternate universe, and Kurt hooks up with a hot dude.

It was a worth a shot, guys.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

Revenge Lydia green dress back

“I know I kinda came back last episode, but it’s for real real this time.”

It may have already mostly fizzled out by the end of this episode, but Lydia certainly knows how to get in with a bang.

I guess those are the kind of skills you need to have as a professional adultress.

Conrad doesn’t seem to mind.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Emma shoot Pan

Is this not America?

Sadly, Emma doesn’t murder Henry.

Can she do anything right?

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison red dress

Yes, I subscribe to Pop Trigger. I hate myself, too.

Fiona will not go quietly into that good night.

She’s gonna claw and smoke and fuck and strut her way back into the light, bitches.

She will bury us all. Probably in heels.

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