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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones – Film Review

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Lily Collins

He is the definition of “painfully thin.”

It’s been a bit of a ghost town around here lately, hey?

Not that I didn’t enjoy the break from the TV relentlessness.

And sadly, TMI:COB is no stellar supplement.

Not that anyone should really expect a Twilight knock-off to be any good.

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Ciao, 2013 – Blog

NYE Katherine Pierce

Well, it’s New Year’s Eve and I feel obligated to do some sort of year end post.

I’m saving my Best Of stuff for I Just Hate Everything’s anniversary in May, so I’ll just leave a few tidbits here.

I wouldn’t take up too much of your valuable drinking time. I’m doing a couple of packs of Mishka knock-off Cruisers tonight.

Yeah, I’m cool.

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Carrie (2013) – Film Review

Carrie 2013 Chloe Moretz what went wrong

Everything, essentially.

Unlike Carrie White, I do have friends.

I know it’s hard to believe, so fuck you, here they are in action.

So if you feel like resting your ears on some Dirty Pillows, that’s the podcast for you.

And if you scour those episodes carefully, you might even hear your master’s voice.

That’s me, fyi.

Plug complete.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

Revenge Emily wedding dress yacht champagne

“Nothing fucked up. Stop watching now. It’s all fine.”

Once again, Revenge tops Once Upon a Time with a final.

And it’s only a mid-season final.

Last season, I couldn’t have imagined a world where Revenge was my one true love, but now I couldn’t imagine a world without it.

Have my standards really lowered that much? No. It’s the world that’s crazy, not me.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Hook Tinkerbell knife flirt

The words we’d been waiting for him to say.

Major character death?

Entire setting destroyed?

Every character except the lead is gone?

Are we sure this is only a mid-season finale?

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Alice Cyrus bleeding dying

I wished it for us all.

Alice doesn’t die, so settle down.

Maybe one day, but not today.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

TVD Katherine wrinkles

Just give up, K. You’ll never find anything other than perfection on that face.

On a side note, of the 10 episodes (including this one) so far this season, my lead image has featured Katherine 7 times, and Elena 3 times.

It’s a good time to be Nina Dobrev.

It’s always a good time to be Nina Dobrev.

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