Under the Dome – Discontinued
I will miss the cave raves, though.
I was hoping that Under the Dome would pull a Revenge Season 3 and loudly ignore the shitpile of its second season and return to the triumphant, if middling, survival drama it used to be.
I was wrong.
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review
The only thing less original than that wordplay is this show.
And no, this won’t be the last time (or the first) we see Barbie getting touchy-feely with the super cute Hunter.
Under the Dome may not be exciting, compelling, or make a lick of sense. But at least they’re tossing us so homoerotic subtext.
God bless.
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review
“You know we can’t deliver, right?”
You know what I would do if I was able to escape a death trap dome nightmare?
Immediately find a way back in.
It looks like Barbie, Pauline, Sam, and Lyle think like I do.
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review
Look at Julia. Being a bad influence and shit.
Well well, Under the Dome. Nice to see you finally find some outward momentum.
It only took us 7 episodes.
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review
We’ve waited so long.
Well, it was a nice break, but we’re back to the “random dome threat of the week” formula.
Luckily, it’s nothing the fish-brained, gullible people of Chester’s Mill can’t fix.
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review
I’ll stop talking about Rebecca’s crazy eyes when she stops making them.
Does it help that Rebecca is actually staring down an off-screen single mother and her child, who she plans on murdering, along with everyone else in this church?
It doesn’t, does it?
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review
I’m getting something more along the lines of “Master of Doom and Hellfire.”
Golly gosh, maybe my dreams of Rebecca becoming our new villain could be true?
At the very least, she’s shaping up to be a fantastic Evil Advisor for our suddenly-mellow Big Jim.
Set him back on the right path, baby.
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review
“I fucking hate butterflies.” -Rebecca
Butterflies? Yes, butterflies.
From last week’s attack of the killer magnetism, now it’s all hands on deck to take down the butterfly menace.
They’re like a locust plague, but cuter.
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review
That ship sailed as soon as it got stretched to a second season.
So we’re back under the dome again.
Do you think we could go back to having some actual drama and tension, or is the onslaught of random, non-sensical dome happenings, paired with spiritual, “the dome wants us to” jibber jabber going to continue?
If you’re an optimist, turn back now.
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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review
Mike Vogel needs to move to the city or something.
Apparently suffering through Spring Breakers‘ pink haired brat wasn’t enough pink for me this week.
And Spring Breakers had lines, too.
Lines of cocaine. Is the joke.
