Riverdale Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review
Good God, we can hope.
Yes. I did cry.
It wasn’t a “Camille’s death on The Originals” kind of cry. But it was still pretty solid and embarrassing.
And being solid and embarrassing is what Riverdale should be aspiring to after the slew of sewer sludge we had to put up with last season.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review
Nailed it.
This episode reminded me a lot of Episode 21 from last season, aka Riverdale: Infinity War.
And what timing, too, as Endgame just came out.
I haven’t seen it, yet, but I sure hope Endgame has more to offer than Riverdale.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review
The anger and disappointment has given way to schadenfreude.
Riverdale: you’re not Glee. Stop trying to be Glee. Nobody wants you to be Glee.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review
And it was so good, too.
They say thirteen is unlucky for some.
But Riverdale’s out of its damn mind if it thinks it can blame bad luck on what a colossal turd this episode is.
You made this bed yourself, bitch. You did this.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review
But at least he went out with a bang. Literally.
For an episode without a Betty subplot, things aren’t actually too bad.
It almost makes me forget that Riverdale is introducing yet more gangland bullshit.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review
I assume it’s just as dark and grim as Penelope’s lair.
This episode is just really exhausting, you guys.
And I truly want to believe that this avalanche of exposition is Riverdale clearing the decks so we can move forward.
But can we really trust that?
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review
If you have to ask, Kevin, then the answer is probably “yes.”
I mean, Riverdale is a pretty fucking weird show.
But even by Riverdale standards, this episode is fucking weird.
And I’m not sure if it’s even in a good, Riverdale way.
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Legacies – Discontinued
Oh, okay. If you insist.
Get out.
Right now.
It’s the end of Legacies.
Well, the end of me watching Legacies.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review
Well, I am a dark queen.
Archie tied up and defenseless (and shirtless) is a good start to the episode.
Probably could have done without the forcible branding of tabletop RPG symbols onto him. Underground fight clubs were one thing, but burning inmates with hot metal pokers is too far, man.
Now the makeup department’s going to have to remember that for continuity every time Archie takes his shirt off. And that’s a lot.
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Legacies Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review
Uhh…
Seeing Jeremy’s cameo reminded me that Matt still hasn’t reappeared since his cameo in the first episode.
Which is the only thing Legacies can make us grateful for.
