Riverdale Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review
But at least he went out with a bang. Literally.
For an episode without a Betty subplot, things aren’t actually too bad.
It almost makes me forget that Riverdale is introducing yet more gangland bullshit.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review
I assume it’s just as dark and grim as Penelope’s lair.
This episode is just really exhausting, you guys.
And I truly want to believe that this avalanche of exposition is Riverdale clearing the decks so we can move forward.
But can we really trust that?
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review
If you have to ask, Kevin, then the answer is probably “yes.”
I mean, Riverdale is a pretty fucking weird show.
But even by Riverdale standards, this episode is fucking weird.
And I’m not sure if it’s even in a good, Riverdale way.
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Legacies – Discontinued
Oh, okay. If you insist.
Get out.
Right now.
It’s the end of Legacies.
Well, the end of me watching Legacies.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review
Well, I am a dark queen.
Archie tied up and defenseless (and shirtless) is a good start to the episode.
Probably could have done without the forcible branding of tabletop RPG symbols onto him. Underground fight clubs were one thing, but burning inmates with hot metal pokers is too far, man.
Now the makeup department’s going to have to remember that for continuity every time Archie takes his shirt off. And that’s a lot.
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Legacies Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review
Uhh…
Seeing Jeremy’s cameo reminded me that Matt still hasn’t reappeared since his cameo in the first episode.
Which is the only thing Legacies can make us grateful for.
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Legacies Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review
Save us, mean girl wan Kenobi. You’re our only hope.
You wouldn’t expect an episode with an actual dragon to be this cold and limp, but here we are.
You did it, Legacies. You made the teen drama more compelling than an actual dragon.
And when the teen drama is this tepid, that’s quite an achievement.
