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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Riverdale When a Stranger Calls Cheryl

Off the bench and into the damsel in distress role.

You know, my inner SJW was ready to rail against Cheryl being brought back into focus only to be immediately made a damsel in distress.

But that’s kinda been her role the whole show, and it was used to brilliant effect last season.

So I’ll allow it.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Riverdale Body Double Archie abs

“I may never be a compelling, intelligent character. But I am shredded as hell.”

Again, Archie is still ridiculously sexy. So that’s comforting.

What isn’t comforting is Riverdale’s bizarre foray into Glee-esque sociopolitical commentary.

The third episode of a fledgling, sexy teen show is not the time or place, CW.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Riverdale A Touch of Evil Archie shirtless sweaty

“What, you mean this isn’t a booty call? Aww.” -Sexy Teacher

It’s comforting to see Riverdale is consistent in exploiting Archie’s sexiness.

Because it sure as hell isn’t consistent in establishing Betty and Veronica’s relationship.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Riverdale The River's Edge Archie shirtless

Even by CW standards, this is ridiculous.

Riverdale answers the question: What would Gossip Girl look like if it were set in Mystic Falls?

It would look pretty fuckin’ good.

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