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Annabelle – Film Review

Annabelle movie doll younger

So was this film franchise.

What, two 1 star reviews in the past few weeks wasn’t enough for you?

Here, have another.

Side note: I was tempted to give Annabelle 2 stars, but ain’t nobody tarnishes my Vera’s legacy. If it hadn’t been a spin-off of The Conjuring, it would have been better, baby.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Arrow Felicity Count drugs Vertigo

Felicity ain’t stupid.

The Count is back.

But not for long.

I bet he didn’t count (ah ha) on that.

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The Tomorrow People – Discontinued

The Tomorrow People Cara syringe

Syringes are a tradition in Discontinued.

I said I was going to dump The Tomorrow People if I still wasn’t impressed by 5 episodes in.

I regret that now, because episode 5 showed promise.

But I can’t be bothered paying this show any more attention. I struggled through Cult, and I struggled through a Beauty & the Beast.

The CW has better things to offer me.

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The Tomorrow People Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Tomorrow People Jason Dohring Killian

Taking a cue from the ABC school of conflict resolution.

I just assume that Jason Dohring comes crawling back to the CW every time he needs a paycheck.

Fingers crossed the Veronica Mars movie does well, then.

I gave it $100 (plus $10 shipping. US-centric elitist bastards), so it better.

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The Tomorrow People Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

The Tomorrow People Stephen shirtless Robbie Amell

This is The CW, and you are an Amell. You knew the rules.

Huh, I feel like I need to somewhat retract my blind apathy about The Tomorrow People from last episode.

I’m still going to stick to my 5 episode allowance, but this one gives me some semblance of hope.

There might be more to stick around for than just Robbie Amell’s bare chest.

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The Tomorrow People Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Tomorrow People Stephen Robbie Amell abs

The cornerstone of The CW’s post-Gossip Girl empire.

Gosh, I’m finding The Tomorrow People to be a bit of a dull slog.

I think I’m gonna have to give this a maximum of 5 episodes to hook me, otherwise I’m out.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Alice Cyrus boiling sea

“I’ve seen Star Trek. I know how this works.”

Another spinoff arrives.

You’re gonna have to bear with me, here, because I’m pretty weak on my Lewis Carroll knowledge.

But I do have access to Wikipedia, so there’s that.

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The Tomorrow People Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Tomorrow People Stephen Robbie Amell

I’m not kidding. Everything is blue.

I didn’t have such a good time with the last couple of new CW shows I’ve tried.

But hey, it’s got an Amell in it. So the eye candy quota is there, at least.

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Warm Bodies – Film Review

Warm Bodies Nicholas Hoult Teresa Palmer kiss

I’m sure the end of the world hasn’t done much for her dental hygiene, either.

Because we just need more “Nicholas Hoult wearing a red hoodie” in our lives.

No, really. Is that a trope now?

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The Paperboy – It’s Not Shit

The Paperboy Zac Efron underwear naked

Oh, I’m pretty happy with this, Zac. But do go on.

There were only 2 things I knew about The Paperboy before I started watching it:

1) Zac Efron appears in many scenes sans clothes.

2) Nicole Kidman pees on him.

How could anyone resist?

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