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Annabelle – Film Review

Annabelle movie doll younger

So was this film franchise.

What, two 1 star reviews in the past few weeks wasn’t enough for you?

Here, have another.

Side note: I was tempted to give Annabelle 2 stars, but ain’t nobody tarnishes my Vera’s legacy. If it hadn’t been a spin-off of The Conjuring, it would have been better, baby.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Arrow Felicity Count drugs Vertigo

Felicity ain’t stupid.

The Count is back.

But not for long.

I bet he didn’t count (ah ha) on that.

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The Tomorrow People – Discontinued

The Tomorrow People Cara syringe

Syringes are a tradition in Discontinued.

I said I was going to dump The Tomorrow People if I still wasn’t impressed by 5 episodes in.

I regret that now, because episode 5 showed promise.

But I can’t be bothered paying this show any more attention. I struggled through Cult, and I struggled through a Beauty & the Beast.

The CW has better things to offer me.

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The Tomorrow People Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Tomorrow People Jason Dohring Killian

Taking a cue from the ABC school of conflict resolution.

I just assume that Jason Dohring comes crawling back to the CW every time he needs a paycheck.

Fingers crossed the Veronica Mars movie does well, then.

I gave it $100 (plus $10 shipping. US-centric elitist bastards), so it better.

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The Tomorrow People Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

The Tomorrow People Stephen shirtless Robbie Amell

This is The CW, and you are an Amell. You knew the rules.

Huh, I feel like I need to somewhat retract my blind apathy about The Tomorrow People from last episode.

I’m still going to stick to my 5 episode allowance, but this one gives me some semblance of hope.

There might be more to stick around for than just Robbie Amell’s bare chest.

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The Tomorrow People Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Tomorrow People Stephen Robbie Amell abs

The cornerstone of The CW’s post-Gossip Girl empire.

Gosh, I’m finding The Tomorrow People to be a bit of a dull slog.

I think I’m gonna have to give this a maximum of 5 episodes to hook me, otherwise I’m out.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Alice Cyrus boiling sea

“I’ve seen Star Trek. I know how this works.”

Another spinoff arrives.

You’re gonna have to bear with me, here, because I’m pretty weak on my Lewis Carroll knowledge.

But I do have access to Wikipedia, so there’s that.

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