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Under the Dome – Discontinued

Under the Dome Move On But I'm Not Melanie egg pods

I will miss the cave raves, though.

I was hoping that Under the Dome would pull a Revenge Season 3 and loudly ignore the shitpile of its second season and return to the triumphant, if middling, survival drama it used to be.

I was wrong.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 10 – TV Review

Glee The Rise And Fall Of Sue Sylvester Kitty

Obtuse, frustrating static.

Is it fair to say that my recent tolerance for Glee is related to Kitty’s increased prominence?

Yeah, I reckon.

Every little bit helps.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Under the Dome Pauline dies Go Now season finale

Why must you linger, foul demon?

Don’t panic. She does die for good in this episode.

Big Jim isn’t as happy about it as I was, evidently.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie Julia freeze cold ambulance Black Ice

Easy, peaceful, and a lot like freezing to death.

And we’re back to “random dome peril of the week” territory.

This time, it’s the sheer horror of rapid season change.

But if you’re anything other than an extra, you don’t have to worry. The main character mortality rate is nil.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Under the Dome The Fall Angie returns

“And I know everything. Because I’m a dome projection. Sorry to disappoint.”

Angie just be mad that Melanie be movin’ in on her man, gurl.

No, really.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie Hunter

On the outside, he’s more into perky little nerd boys who happen to look like models. As are we all.

Just kidding. Nothing that spectacular could ever happen on this show.

I’ll just have to settle for some lukewarm conspiracy dramz.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Under the Dome egg cave chasm pink Zenith

Look at Julia. Being a bad influence and shit.

Well well, Under the Dome. Nice to see you finally find some outward momentum.

It only took us 7 episodes.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Under the Dome egg pink stars

We’ve waited so long.

Well, it was a nice break, but we’re back to the “random dome threat of the week” formula.

Luckily, it’s nothing the fish-brained, gullible people of Chester’s Mill can’t fix.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Under the Dome Phil Carolyn hostage knife

She did not leave the CW for this shit.

Phil might be a crummy sheriff, but will he have better luck as a knife-wielding villain?

No.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Under the Dome Rebecca burning crops butterflies

“I fucking hate butterflies.” -Rebecca

Butterflies? Yes, butterflies.

From last week’s attack of the killer magnetism, now it’s all hands on deck to take down the butterfly menace.

They’re like a locust plague, but cuter.

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