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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 12 – TV Review

I figured out a solution to our “Kai is attracted to Elena” dilemma, by the way: bring Katherine back and let him chase after her, instead.

Kai and Katherine together would be almost too fantastic to handle.

Such ruthless bitchiness the world has never seen.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 11 – TV Review

TVD Woke Up With A Monster Kai

Especially when he’s so refreshingly evil.

The bad news, Kai might be straight. Because he totally flirts with Elena this episode.

The good news is, Nina Dobrev is ridiculously good-looking, so maybe I’ll just give him this one.

The hope isn’t dead yet.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 10 – TV Review

TVD Christmas Through Your EyesKai Alaric

Kai’s used to having phallic objects pressed against his face.

The anti-magic zone on Mystic Falls is gone.

It’s a Christmas miracle.

Kai is the gift-giver that keeps on giving.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 9 – TV Review

TVD Enzo kills Sarah Monique I Alone

Literally nobody would be.

And he does.

I didn’t know it was possible for Enzo to be more attractive, but killing off subpar minor characters is the true way to my heart, it appears.

Thank you, baby.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

TVD Liam eye roll Fade Into You Friendsgiving Thanksgiving

I’m just as confused and eye-rolly as you, Liam.

I really wish Elena would just compel him to fuck off or something.

Oh, she does?

Well, now.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 7 – TV Review

TVD Kai bear Do You Remember The First Time

And I’m not referring to Kai. Because he’s obviously a twink.

Well, at least Elena has something new to be indecisive about.

Instead of her indecision being about choosing a Salvatore brother, now she can spend episode after episode unable to decide on whether she wants her memories back or not.

And even flip flop within minutes of herself within the same episode, too.

She’s a multitasker, that one.

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