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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 6 – TV Review

TVD Best Served Cold Caroline pregnant

TVD is making Twilight feel quickly paced. Which is almost impossible to believe.

Yes, The Vampire Diaries is finally making the textbook teen soap opera play of having a pregnancy arc.

But sorry, Ginger. It’s not you.

It’s Caroline and Alaric, of course. Who else would it be?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 5 – TV Review

TVD Live Through This Bonnie Damon drinking

But, sadly, Damon and Bonnie will not be paired up.

No, you legacy Bonnie/Damon shippers will have to settle for Mystic Falls’ newest WTF relationship (in the flash forward, anyway): Bonnie and Enzo.

Goddammit, Bonnie. We all know Enzo is destined to finally get all up in Caroline. Stefan clearly can’t hold onto a woman, so it’s inevitable.

Get your witch butt out of the way.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 4 – TV Review

TVD I Carry Your Heart With Me Halloween episode

Yes, please.

You know how we were starting to see that problem last week of the Heretics having their villainy eroded at breakneck speed?

Yeah, that isn’t stopping.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 22 – TV Review

TVD I'm Thinking Of You All The While cast season 7

Huh, I already don’t miss Elena at all. Who could have predicted that?

And don’t worry, Damon is still around, too. He’s just out of frame.

Just like Elena is out of this show.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 21 – TV Review

TVD I'll Wed You In The Golden Summertime Stefan Caroline

Nobody, really.

Get ready for an open bar, because it’s a wedding episode.

Not Elena and Damon’s, thank God.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 20 – TV Review

TVD I'd Leave My Happy Home For You Elena takes the cure

It’s my one failing as an alcoholic.

Why?

Why did I ever implicitly wish for more Elena?

What’s wrong with me?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 19 – TV Review

TVD Because Caroline dessicating

Elijah might have found his match.

The Caroline Starvation Hotness Parade?

Not as catchy.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review

TVD I Never Could Love Like That Enzo tied up

Thanks!

Screw Elena and her “I’m leaving forevar at the end of this season” drama.

It’s time for some Enzo flashbacks, dammit.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 17 – TV Review

TVD A Bird In A Gilded Cage Stefan Caroline sex

Literally.

And I thought their sunset kiss was satisfying.

I’m almost ashamed that I used to be against the Caroline/Stefan pairing. And, on principle, I still kind of am.

I’ll allow it while their humanity switches are off, though.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 15 – TV Review

TVD Let Her Go Caroline singing funeral

It only took her four seasons.

Yes, for the first time since season 2, Caroline sings unnecessarily.

And Bonnie’s back now, too. If you care about that kind of thing.

Is there still time to swap her for Liz?

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