Yes, The Vampire Diaries is finally making the textbook teen soap opera play of having a pregnancy arc.
But sorry, Ginger. It’s not you.
It’s Caroline and Alaric, of course. Who else would it be?
No, you legacy Bonnie/Damon shippers will have to settle for Mystic Falls’ newest WTF relationship (in the flash forward, anyway): Bonnie and Enzo.
Goddammit, Bonnie. We all know Enzo is destined to finally get all up in Caroline. Stefan clearly can’t hold onto a woman, so it’s inevitable.
Get your witch butt out of the way.
And don’t worry, Damon is still around, too. He’s just out of frame.
Just like Elena is out of this show.
Get ready for an open bar, because it’s a wedding episode.
Not Elena and Damon’s, thank God.
The Caroline Starvation Hotness Parade?
Not as catchy.
Screw Elena and her “I’m leaving forevar at the end of this season” drama.
It’s time for some Enzo flashbacks, dammit.
Yes, for the first time since season 2, Caroline sings unnecessarily.
And Bonnie’s back now, too. If you care about that kind of thing.
Is there still time to swap her for Liz?