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Discontinued: Snooki & JWoww

Snooki & JWoww baby shower presents

“Get it away from me!”

I’d say that it makes me sad to say this, but that would be a lie:

I will not be posting about Snooki & JWoww season 2 (or 3 etc, if God is truly cruel enough to allow that).

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 12

Jersey Shore Deena drunk vagina

My idol.

Every episode I watch of Jersey Shore I find it harder and harder to have something to say about them. Because nothing happens.

I get that we’ve only got 1 episode left (forever), but this wind-down is brutal.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 11

Jersey Shore Snooki sonogram Lorenzo

“Oh wait, it’s just holding a cigarette. Just like mummy! Aww!”

Yes, they finally go to the much-teased sonogram.

And yes, baby Lorenzo is just as mundane as any other baby in a sonogram.

Because “mundane” is the new “exciting,” according to Jersey Shore.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 10

Jersey Shore season 6 Snooki eating

I don’t want to make a cow/grazing joke, but Snooki did bring up bovine during this scene, so…

So the Angelina thing fizzles out immediately.

I really should know better than to ever get my hopes up, but dammit, this is the final season. I thought they might actually deliver for once.

I’m going to have to talk to some gin about this.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 7

Jersey Shore season 7 Jenni laughing Deena drunk

I didn’t realise Mean Girls 3 was accepting audition reels yet.

Credit to one of my friends (every time I say that and you have the same look of bewliderment. Are you that predictable? I am) for pointing this out, but Jersey is quickly becoming The Ron and Deena Show.

And I am completely okay with that.

Who would have thought that little grenade rat whose first action in season 3 was stripping in front of Mike would become the only thing about this show worth watching?

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 3

Jersey Shore season 6 Deena

Meatball praaaaaaaahhhblems.

Blah, 2 episodes again? I have a life, MTV. I can’t be sitting around reviewing your once-amazing reality shows.

Alright, I’m sorry for lying, MTV. I didn’t want to be so mean.

The truth is, I don’t have a life.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 7

Snooki & JWoww Jionni Roger lap dance drag queen

I never thought I’d be so jealous of a drag queen.

Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there.

Last time on I Just Hate Everything we asked if the Roger/Jenni phone call with the shouting and the lawsuit (ie: actual drama) would be interesting.

It’s not. Just like the majority of this show.

But, you know. Snooki. And Jwoww.

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