Tag Archive | jionni

Discontinued: Snooki & JWoww

Snooki & JWoww baby shower presents

“Get it away from me!”

I’d say that it makes me sad to say this, but that would be a lie:

I will not be posting about Snooki & JWoww season 2 (or 3 etc, if God is truly cruel enough to allow that).

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 12

Jersey Shore Deena drunk vagina

My idol.

Every episode I watch of Jersey Shore I find it harder and harder to have something to say about them. Because nothing happens.

I get that we’ve only got 1 episode left (forever), but this wind-down is brutal.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 11

Jersey Shore Snooki sonogram Lorenzo

“Oh wait, it’s just holding a cigarette. Just like mummy! Aww!”

Yes, they finally go to the much-teased sonogram.

And yes, baby Lorenzo is just as mundane as any other baby in a sonogram.

Because “mundane” is the new “exciting,” according to Jersey Shore.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 10

Jersey Shore season 6 Snooki eating

I don’t want to make a cow/grazing joke, but Snooki did bring up bovine during this scene, so…

So the Angelina thing fizzles out immediately.

I really should know better than to ever get my hopes up, but dammit, this is the final season. I thought they might actually deliver for once.

I’m going to have to talk to some gin about this.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 7

Jersey Shore season 7 Jenni laughing Deena drunk

I didn’t realise Mean Girls 3 was accepting audition reels yet.

Credit to one of my friends (every time I say that and you have the same look of bewliderment. Are you that predictable? I am) for pointing this out, but Jersey is quickly becoming The Ron and Deena Show.

And I am completely okay with that.

Who would have thought that little grenade rat whose first action in season 3 was stripping in front of Mike would become the only thing about this show worth watching?

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 3

Jersey Shore season 6 Deena

Meatball praaaaaaaahhhblems.

Blah, 2 episodes again? I have a life, MTV. I can’t be sitting around reviewing your once-amazing reality shows.

Alright, I’m sorry for lying, MTV. I didn’t want to be so mean.

The truth is, I don’t have a life.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 7

Snooki & JWoww Jionni Roger lap dance drag queen

I never thought I’d be so jealous of a drag queen.

Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there.

Last time on I Just Hate Everything we asked if the Roger/Jenni phone call with the shouting and the lawsuit (ie: actual drama) would be interesting.

It’s not. Just like the majority of this show.

But, you know. Snooki. And Jwoww.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 5

The Glee Project Jionni Roger kick fail

Hidden Toe Fracture.

I’m starting to feel like the producers of Snooki & JWoww don’t really care about the titular duo.

Every episode Roger steals the show. And this week even fucking Jionni gets more interesting scenes than the girls.

I’m down for the Roger & Jion-wow spinoff.

Don’t laugh. MTV would totally do it.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 3

Snooki & JWoww Jionni Roger

Now kiss!

They should just rename this the “Roger is an obscenely awesome boss show.”

And the girls go to a sex museum, so there’s that.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 2

Snooki & JWoww Jenni

You will soon learn that I have developed more than a crush on Roger. I mean me. Not Jenni. Me.

A shallow review for a shallow show?

Yes.

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