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CBF Review: The Possession

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You need some pointers.

This CBF Review is brought to you by genre-induced laziness.

The Possession isn’t terribly boring, terribly meaningless, or terribly terrible.

It’s just a standard, mildly creepy horror film.

At least Kyra “Kevin Bacon’s wife and the motherfucking Closer” Sedgwick and Jeffrey Dean “I already have a middle name, jerk” Morgan are here to party.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 6

American Horror Story Asylum little girl kill scissors

“OMG, mum! I can’t believe you don’t believe me! Maybe some scissors to the chest will help convince you.”

It’s flashback-palooza this week.

And, thankfully, flashforward. We finally get an update on the present day sitch at Briarcliff.

Also, homicidal little girl. Because that was one cliché American Horror Story was yet to cover. Obv.

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