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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Farewell, My Lovely group shot

Sorry, Em.

Can you feel the soothing waves of relief washing over you, with the knowledge that after this, only one more excruciating episode of Pretty Little Liars will ever darken you life?

We’re almost free.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review

PLL Original G'Angsters Jason Aria

“Ezra who?”

I can’t do this, anymore.

Just let it be over. Please.

Only thirteen episodes to go. God save me.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 20 – TV Review

PLL Hush Hush Sweet Liars Mary Drake

No.

I fucking told you.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Did You Miss Me? Hanna killed Cece

Hanna has always been the most proactive one of the group.

Oh, get real. You know better than to trust anything PLL shows you.

If they can retcon Mona’s dead body, then a flimsy text isn’t out of the question.

Can you imagine, though?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 25 – TV Review

PLL Welcome to the Dollhouse Toby Roma A lair

I feel you, Roma.

Well, PLL has officially, 100% jumped the shark. Hard.

You thought that Ravenswood crap was terrible?

Oh, honey. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL Through A Glass Darkly Aria crying

Because justice is an illusion. And Spencer is going to be fucking 30 by then.

As I mentioned in my New Year’s Eve post, I don’t give a fuck about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

So with that in mind, here we go.

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Mis-four-tune: The Bachelor Australia 2014 – Blog

The Bachelor Australia 2014 Lisa Jessica Louise Sam

Lisa is clearly the winner.

Yes, the final four are all terrible.

Don’t act like you didn’t know that already.

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