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Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones – Film Review

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones Katie Kristi

“For only, like, half a second. But it still counts. Can we get paid now?”

I should preface this review by admitting I didn’t see the entire movie.

I only went to see it because I needed to kill some time, and I missed the first 5-10 minutes (I came in at the point where the boys were using that hidden camera to spy on that naked chick).

But it’s a Paranormal Activity movie, so as long as I started at any point within the first 40 minutes, I wouldn’t miss much.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

TVD Katherine clocktower suicide jump

Although, the new twist in this episode is enough to make you wanna jump.

As long as Katherine is around, I will be featuring her at the top of the posts.

But anyone who would object to that has something seriously wrong with them, and is probably an Elena fan.

And they are barely worth treating like human beings, anyway.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

TVD Stefan Elena kiss

As inevitable as death and hangovers.

Episode 4. Right on time.

Let the middle season slump begin!

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Vampire Diaries Katherine human hungover

That’s what happens when you lose your alcohol tolerance.

Oh, Katherine. You really are living my life.

If my life involved getting hunted down by an improbably lucky army of Silas goons.

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Film Review: Chernobyl Diaries

Chernobyl Diaries script

“How early in does my character die?

“That fast? Oh thank god. I’ll be in my trailer, bitches.”

Am I supposed to be impressed that Oren “lucky as fuck” Peli (the creator of Paranormal Activity) produced another movie?


And I am.

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