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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review

TVD Katherine grey hair

Not when you’re around, Katherine. Baby.

With Qetsiyah and Katherine in charge this episode, it’s all bitches. All the time. Always.

Heaven is a place on Earth.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 13

Jersey Shore goodbye final episode sad cry

MFW. Also applies to Gossip Girl.

After all my bitching about it, I never thought I’d actually be sad to see Jersey go.

And no, I didn’t cry buckets for them. Because my¬† tear ducts are actually laced with cobra venom (long story) and it would be terribly dangerous to let that stuff slip.

But yeah, seeing these 8 alcoholic, untalented losers leave the place that made them famous was truly heart-rending.

Also, scrotum cake.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 12

Jersey Shore Deena drunk vagina

My idol.

Every episode I watch of Jersey Shore I find it harder and harder to have something to say about them. Because nothing happens.

I get that we’ve only got 1 episode left (forever), but this wind-down is brutal.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 11

Jersey Shore Snooki sonogram Lorenzo

“Oh wait, it’s just holding a cigarette. Just like mummy! Aww!”

Yes, they finally go to the much-teased sonogram.

And yes, baby Lorenzo is just as mundane as any other baby in a sonogram.

Because “mundane” is the new “exciting,” according to Jersey Shore.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 10

Jersey Shore season 6 Snooki eating

I don’t want to make a cow/grazing joke, but Snooki did bring up bovine during this scene, so…

So the Angelina thing fizzles out immediately.

I really should know better than to ever get my hopes up, but dammit, this is the final season. I thought they might actually deliver for once.

I’m going to have to talk to some gin about this.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 9

Jersey Shore season 6 Paula Mike Situation break up

“You mean he’s not a cartoon character? Aww, man.”

So Snooki actually appears in this episode before the halfway mark.

It’s progress.

In the wrong direction!

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 8

Jersey Shore season 6 Vinny Paula carpet surfing

Sex with Pauly: confirmed. Finally.

It looks like the Deena drunken drama train has finally come to a stop.

It was a fun ride. And it will be missed.

But as consolation, here’s Paula getting bleeped into oblivion.

Thanks, MTV!

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