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Scary Movie 5 – Film Review

Scary Movie 5 Ashley Tisdale

It’s been in there a while.

I was so close to not even bothering reviewing this at all.

But if I can give fucking Breaking Wind the time of day, I guess I owe at least that much to the zombified remains of Anna Faris‘ abandoned franchise.

Ashley Tisdale should really consider throwing a Bynes or a Miley if this is where her career is at, though.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 14

Parks and Recreation wedding kiss

And not as adorable as Liz Lemon’s wedding.

I am here to spread dissatisfaction.

What? Somebody has to dampen all this love and sincere emotion.

It’s the only thing that keeps my filthy humanity at bay. Fuck empathy.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9

Parks and Recreation Tammy 2 Ron Megan

I hear this in Karen’s voice. And it’s even hotter.

Ah yes, the triumphant return of Tammy 2.

And she’s as sex-crazed and violent as ever.

I finally feel represented on this show.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8

Parks and Recreation Eagleton sign Pawnee

You best not be steppin’ to mah Pawnee, son.

Parks and Recreation is back to what it does best: plot lines about Leslie trying to get a park built.

We are home.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 5

Parks and Recreatin season 5 Jennifer Kathryn Hahn

Always been my motto.

O.M.F.G.

I know I know. I hate the sappy sentimentality that has been loudly invading this show.

But goddammit, my black, frayed heart strings can still be tugged at occasionally.

Fuck.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 4

Parks and Recreation Leslie banana condom sex education

Still more sexually compelling than shirtless Tom Cruise. Yeah, I went there. Again.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 3

Parks and Recreation April Ben car

She’s really perfected that “I would explode the entirety of existence if I could right now” look.

Leslie continues to have meaningful struggles!

Finally, some actual growth in this show.

Buuuuuutttt Ron almost ruins everything.

Goddammit.

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