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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 14 – TV Review

TVD Stay Jeremy Elena stoned

Even Elena doesn’t give a shit. Look at her.

The only thing I’ll miss about Jeremy is his occasionally bare torso.

On the other hand, I’ll miss everything about Liz because she was awesome.

Sorry, Jeremy.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 13 – TV Review

TVD The Day I Tried To Live Caroline Stefan ship

Sadly, the attempt is not successful.

No, Bonnie is still hanging on.

But you’ve gotta give the little bitch points for effort.

At least she wants to kill herself. It’s a step in the right direction.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 11 – TV Review

TVD Woke Up With A Monster Kai

Especially when he’s so refreshingly evil.

The bad news, Kai might be straight. Because he totally flirts with Elena this episode.

The good news is, Nina Dobrev is ridiculously good-looking, so maybe I’ll just give him this one.

The hope isn’t dead yet.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 10 – TV Review

TVD Christmas Through Your EyesKai Alaric

Kai’s used to having phallic objects pressed against his face.

The anti-magic zone on Mystic Falls is gone.

It’s a Christmas miracle.

Kai is the gift-giver that keeps on giving.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 9 – TV Review

TVD Enzo kills Sarah Monique I Alone

Literally nobody would be.

And he does.

I didn’t know it was possible for Enzo to be more attractive, but killing off subpar minor characters is the true way to my heart, it appears.

Thank you, baby.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 6 – TV Review

TVD Alaric dies

I feel that, bro.

I’d probably hurl myself across an anti-magic barrier to kill myself, too.

Or get into a car crash with Trip and accidentally get flung across an anti-magic barrier. Whatever.

The point is, it’s a holiday from Elena.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

TVD Bonnie Kai sexy scowl

As long as she’s got an excuse to offload some sexy scowls, I’m happy.

Well, we knew Kai was kind of a douchebag.

I didn’t know he’d be an entire-family-murdering douchebag.

But sometimes good things just happen, you know?

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