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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review

PLL Til Death Do Us Part Drunk Mum Initiative

I, however, made the grave mistake of watching it stone cold sober.
I have regrets.

There are only three possible explanations for how Pretty Little Liars turned out:

1) I. Marlene King is clinically insane;

2) I. Marlene King is the greatest troll of the decade; or

3) I. Marlene King is just an incompetent, egomaniacal dickhead.

Don’t you wish it was anything but number 3? Sigh.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 12 – TV Review

PLL These Boots Were Made For Walking Jenna blind posse

Just when you thought PLL couldn’t get any more ridiculous.

The real tragedy is that nobody goes for a savage blind joke. The PLL of yesteryear would have delighted in that.

Also, I legitimately forgot that Sara was dead, so was pretty confused when she was brought up this episode.

Only eight episodes to go, baby.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 16 – TV Review

TVD Series Finale Pros/Cons List:

Cons: was shit.

Pros: had Katherine.

Eh, I’ll take it.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 10 – TV Review

PLL The DArkest Knight Hanna knife

Remember, Hanna: it’s down the road, not across the street.

I’m rough on Pretty Little Liars. A lot.

But I feel like I can’t overstate just how amazingly pathetic this episode is.

The phrase “has become a parody of itself” is often thrown around with too much abandon. But trust me, PLL has motherfucking earned it.

What a shocking waste of a show.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review

PLL Original G'Angsters Jason Aria

“Ezra who?”

I can’t do this, anymore.

Just let it be over. Please.

Only thirteen episodes to go. God save me.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 6 – TV Review

PLL Wanted Dead or Alive Mary crowbar

I don’t see the Liars swingin’ crowbars. Get proactive, girls.

At this point, the flashbacks and Dilaurentis family past are too much to keep up with. I was sitting there during Jenna’s exposition dump and I honestly was putting in as much effort as possible to keep up. But I can’t, anymore.

If I get something wrong, please feel free to chew me out in the comments. It’s the only way I’ll learn. Because the show isn’t doing anything to help me in that department.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 5 – TV Review

PLL Along Come Mary Jenna Sara boobs

Sara’s what we call “predatory gay.”

We finally found Sara.

But don’t you wish that we hadn’t?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 4 – TV Review

PLL Hit and Run Run Run Spencer drunk

Spencer’s evidently been watching PLL.

So PLL already solves its flash forward mystery by only four episodes in, and even features a genuine emotional conflict?

What is this? Opposite week?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

PLL How The A Stole Christmas fanservice Caleb Toby Ezra Paige shirtless


What could be more insulting than wasting a PLL Halloween episode on setting up Ravenswood?

Getting rid of a PLL Halloween episode and replacing it with an even less relevant Christmas episode.

Which is what this episode is, if you hadn’t guessed yet.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

PLL Spencer blind Jenna

You need to be more young and restless.

Spencer’s Jenna impression may be a little off, but Sydney does a good job of it.

Why anybody would choose to look like Jenna at all remains a mystery, however.

Did Sydney and Jenna co-ordinate, or was it just a coincidence?

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