There are only three possible explanations for how Pretty Little Liars turned out:
1) I. Marlene King is clinically insane;
2) I. Marlene King is the greatest troll of the decade; or
3) I. Marlene King is just an incompetent, egomaniacal dickhead.
Don’t you wish it was anything but number 3? Sigh.
The real tragedy is that nobody goes for a savage blind joke. The PLL of yesteryear would have delighted in that.
Also, I legitimately forgot that Sara was dead, so was pretty confused when she was brought up this episode.
Only eight episodes to go, baby.
TVD Series Finale Pros/Cons List:
Cons: was shit.
Pros: had Katherine.
Eh, I’ll take it.
I’m rough on Pretty Little Liars. A lot.
But I feel like I can’t overstate just how amazingly pathetic this episode is.
The phrase “has become a parody of itself” is often thrown around with too much abandon. But trust me, PLL has motherfucking earned it.
What a shocking waste of a show.
I can’t do this, anymore.
Just let it be over. Please.
Only thirteen episodes to go. God save me.
At this point, the flashbacks and Dilaurentis family past are too much to keep up with. I was sitting there during Jenna’s exposition dump and I honestly was putting in as much effort as possible to keep up. But I can’t, anymore.
If I get something wrong, please feel free to chew me out in the comments. It’s the only way I’ll learn. Because the show isn’t doing anything to help me in that department.
We finally found Sara.
But don’t you wish that we hadn’t?
What could be more insulting than wasting a PLL Halloween episode on setting up Ravenswood?
Getting rid of a PLL Halloween episode and replacing it with an even less relevant Christmas episode.
Which is what this episode is, if you hadn’t guessed yet.
Spencer’s Jenna impression may be a little off, but Sydney does a good job of it.
Why anybody would choose to look like Jenna at all remains a mystery, however.
Did Sydney and Jenna co-ordinate, or was it just a coincidence?