Riverdale Season 3 Episode 22 – TV Review
Or, sigh, is it?
At multiple points while watching this episode I had to pause to genuinely shout at how stupid and bad this show has become.
And while I would usually be the kind of person to play that old standard of “I’d rather be mad at something than apathetic at something” when it comes to bad entertainment, I don’t believe I’d use that on Riverdale.
At this point, I’ll take unambitious, tepid Riverdale over this overblown garbage if it means no more evil board games, mafiosos, gangs, cults, or hallucinatory candy drug scourges.
I’ve had enough, man.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review
Except I drink white, not red. Ain’t nobody got time for all those antioxidants.
I know this is going to sound crazy, but can you believe that the Betty segments are the only good things about this episode?
It’s got to be a first!
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review
It really is that good.
The mystery is solved.
But the story is not over.
God, how much better can Riverdale get?
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review
Sadly, there is no slapping involved this time.
It’s a shame Riverdale decided that the teens were going to be the (supposed) main characters, because their parents have way more fun.
And way more to actually do.
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review
Gotta keep those teen girls, and twenty-something year-old gay guys, happy.
This week, Riverdale gets a little more personal (raw).
If you, too, get that reference, I hope you’re as ashamed as I was for writing it.
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review
Dear God, not again.
Thankfully, a lack of shirtless Archie, despite how integral it is to this show’s identity, is not the kiss of death.
The total lack of Cheryl, however, is a worry.
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review
Last week’s lack of shirtless Archie had me scared for a bit, there.
With all the Grundy garbage gone, it’s time for Riverdale to put aside its kookier aspects and do some actual work.
And also gothic mega mansion funeral weirdness and crazy blind aunts.
Yes, that’s low on the kooky meter for Riverdale.
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review
“What, you mean this isn’t a booty call? Aww.” -Sexy Teacher
It’s comforting to see Riverdale is consistent in exploiting Archie’s sexiness.
Because it sure as hell isn’t consistent in establishing Betty and Veronica’s relationship.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 9 – TV Review
That’s the show I want to watch.
Sadly, Jason spends all his time pining for Aria.
At least Alison isn’t in this episode.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review
“Ezra who?”
I can’t do this, anymore.
Just let it be over. Please.
Only thirteen episodes to go. God save me.
I Just Hate Everything 