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The Originals Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review

The Originals Haunter of Ruins Eva

Just a look of crazed, infanticidal evil. And a bit of puke.

The Originals, as of this episode, is still fantastic.

But dragging back problems from Season 2 doesn’t make me optimistic for the future.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Originals Gather Up the Killers Klaus in chains

Until they go and spoil it all by doing something stupid like Caroline trying to move in on Camille’s turf.

With The Vampire Diaries, at long last, dead and buried, it’s time for The Originals to see if it can stand on its own.

Oh, honey. It’s been doing that just fine since last season.

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Containment – Discontinued

Containment There's a Crack in Everything Chris Wood sweaty

I will sorely miss your one singlet.

Chris Wood may be beautiful, but he’s not beautiful enough to keep me hanging onto this hollow excuse for a show.

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Containment Episode 4 – TV Review

Containment With Silence and Tears Chris Wood glasses

And some mandated shirtless time per episode.

We’re lucky Chris Wood’s pretty face is around this episode, because Claudia Black doesn’t appear at all.

Chris Wood’s hotness and Claudia Black’s wigs are the only things keeping me going.

Well, Lex, I suppose. But not after this episode.

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Containment Episode 3 – TV Review

Containment Be Angry At The Sun Teacher

A week ago I had Best Of lists to post, bitch.

Apologies for the late review.

Is anybody even watching Containment?

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Containment Episode 2 – TV Review

Containment I To Die, You To Live Chris Wood

When I see “containment” I don’t think “of Chris Wood’s hotness.”

The infection worsens.

This is an outbreak show, you know. It’s not like the situation’s going to improve.

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Containment Episode 1 – TV Review

Containment Pilot Chris Wood hot

He’s mine!

I only came for the Chris Wood.

I only stayed for the Chris Wood.

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