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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Except Taylor isn’t funny, either.

Just like Scream Queens.

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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Scream Queens Scream Again Chanel Emma Roberts

“Don’t expect me to put in any effort this time. Just like last time.”

American Horror Story’s new season may be so intolerably dull and tedious that I’ve already abandoned it, but at least they tried something new; something to escape the dumpster fire of the previous season.

Scream Queens, conversely, has decided to keep making the same mistakes it was already making.

Scream Queens: ambitionless.

At least they’re not making any new mistakes, though.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Scream Queens Thanksgiving Chanel Emma Roberts

You were in Scream 4, Emma. You were somebody. And now you’re… this.

Well, the good news is that this episode isn’t as scum bucket-y as last week‘s.

The bad news is that Scream Queens is trying to pull an eleventh hour moral turnaround on Chanel, a girl who just last episode happily thought she’d murdered a love rival. So she could secure a seat at a dinner.

And I say “thought” because it turns out Lea isn’t dead, after all.

So last episode was a total wash.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Scream Queens Mommie Dearest Number 3 vigil

It still wouldn’t make up for all the bad acting, though.

It’s not too much to ask for this episode of Scream Queens to be an improvement on the rancid scum bucket that was last week.

Congratulations, Scream Queens. You gotta take those easy victories where you can get ’em.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Scream Queens Beware of Young Girls Jamie Lee Curtis

You’re gettin’ paid, Jamie Lee.

I’ve said for a couple of episodes now that Scream Queens, despite all the garbage, has been keeping a little flickering flame of hope alive somewhere in the vast darkness.

Yeah, not this week.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Scream Queens Pumpkin Patch Chanel confused

I’m not done yet.

Thank whatever deities you hold dear, we finally get a chase scene.

It’s fucking rubbish, but Scream Queens, unlike its big sister, is at least trying.

That faint flicker of hope is yet to be fully extinguished.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Scream Queens Haunted House Earl Grey Keke Grace

Mostly the Keke one, though.

Scream Queens: the show where for every genuinely funny double/over-talk scene with Niecy, there is a ripped-from-tumblr, didactic rant dripping in enough hypocrisy to drown a fish.

It really is Glee all over again.

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