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Game of Thrones Season 7 – Season Review

Game of Thrones Season 7 Jon Daenery sex scene

Come on, man. Her tits aren’t even in the frame.

Yes, I’m still here.

But Game of Thrones isn’t, coming in short at seven episodes for the season.

And for once, I actually miss it.

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Game of Thrones Season 4 – Season Review

Game of Thrones Daenerys penis wine

A little bit drunk and with the prospect of something that might actually be satisfying after.

I’ve whinged a lot about Game of Thrones’ soap operatics before.

But I had an epiphany this season: Game of Thrones is exactly that. It’s a soap opera.

Yes, it’s a soap opera with a fabulous budget and the occasional decapitation.

But watching GoT and expecting a soap opera, as opposed to expecting it to be this epic, magical experience that so many fans seem to believe, makes everything much more satisfying.

It’s like Revenge. If Revenge only had 10 episodes per season, 30 more characters, and no clear direction.

So I guess not much like Revenge, then.

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Catching Up On Old, Cancelled Shit – Blog

The Beautiful Life TBL

Audiences, apparently.

Because I spent 7 minutes trying to come up with a good title to this post, and finally gave up.

Just like how the following shows were given up on.

I am profound. Accept it.

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Oblivion – CBF Review

Oblivion Tom Cruise clone

Is there anything else you can do with 2 Tom Cruises?

Yes, this is better than the last Tom Cruise movie I watched.

Still a tad too much shirtlessness for my gag reflex to handle, though.

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Mama – CBF Review

Mama Jaime Lannister

Always find the silver lining.

It’s not that you’re a bad movie, Mama.

It’s that you’re tacky and I hate you.

At least you managed to humanise Jessica Chastain. She must need the occasional break from being Oscar bait.

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Game of Thrones Season 3 – Season Review

Game of Thrones season 3 Tyrion wine drinking

Tyrion gets it.

I’d just like to point out how fucking disappointing the season finale was (just watched it, so my groaning is fresh).

Talk about some boring epilogue shit. Fucking American Horror Story season 2 would snigger at that. And they did it over 2 episodes.

Pathetic.

Otherwise, season 3 was at least a step up from its predecessor.

It’s progress. That’s really the best we can hope for.

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