Game of Thrones Season 7 – Season Review
Yes, I’m still here.
But Game of Thrones isn’t, coming in short at seven episodes for the season.
And for once, I actually miss it.
Game of Thrones Season 4 – Season Review
I’ve whinged a lot about Game of Thrones’ soap operatics before.
But I had an epiphany this season: Game of Thrones is exactly that. It’s a soap opera.
Yes, it’s a soap opera with a fabulous budget and the occasional decapitation.
But watching GoT and expecting a soap opera, as opposed to expecting it to be this epic, magical experience that so many fans seem to believe, makes everything much more satisfying.
It’s like Revenge. If Revenge only had 10 episodes per season, 30 more characters, and no clear direction.
So I guess not much like Revenge, then.
Oblivion – CBF Review
Yes, this is better than the last Tom Cruise movie I watched.
Still a tad too much shirtlessness for my gag reflex to handle, though.
Mama – CBF Review

Always find the silver lining.
It’s not that you’re a bad movie, Mama.
It’s that you’re tacky and I hate you.
At least you managed to humanise Jessica Chastain. She must need the occasional break from being Oscar bait.
Game of Thrones Season 3 – Season Review
I’d just like to point out how fucking disappointing the season finale was (just watched it, so my groaning is fresh).
Talk about some boring epilogue shit. Fucking American Horror Story season 2 would snigger at that. And they did it over 2 episodes.
Pathetic.
Otherwise, season 3 was at least a step up from its predecessor.
It’s progress. That’s really the best we can hope for.