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The Originals Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

The Originals A Spirit Here That Won't Be Broken Jackson cameo

When did Hayley’s brain fall out?

No, seriously: what the fuck, Hayley?

Also, I’m still unclear on how the Crescents are not biologically related. So no, Hayley. Jackson was not the better choice.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals Heart Shaped Box Aurora at gunpoint

She read all my notes!

Sadly, Aurora does not die this episode.

But she is thoroughly, almost cruelly, humiliated.

She really did read all my notes.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

The Originals Ghost of the Mississippi Camill transition

“And I know everything. Because my compulsion has worn off now that I’m in transition.”

It looks like one of my commenters was right: Camille isn’t done yet.

Although, I think the indignity of having Aurora sire you is probably a worse fate than death.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Savior Camille Klaus make out

And it’s not just Klaus.

It finally happened.

But, as things tend to go in the House of Mikaelson, you don’t give a mortal character a bunch of screentime over two episodes and a resounding “they will” answer to a two-and-a-half-season-long ship tease without consequences.

So many consequences.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals The Other Girl in New Orleans Aurora bad hair

To fix the hair, one must first witness the hair.

As TVD falls, The Originals rises.

Brace yourself, people: it’s a Camille episode.

There is a God.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals Out of the Easy Aurora crap hair

The wig department hates her as much as the audience does.

Does this bitch seriously think she holds a candle to Camille? Or Hayley? Or motherfucking Katherine?

Get out.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals The Axeman's Letter Camille arrested

Like being a serial killer?

Camille’s subplot isn’t that important this episode. But holy Jesus, she looks good.

Can you believe Klaus spends the episode reminiscing about his lost love for busted-ass Aurora?

Blech.

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