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The Originals Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

The Originals A Spirit Here That Won't Be Broken Jackson cameo

When did Hayley’s brain fall out?

No, seriously: what the fuck, Hayley?

Also, I’m still unclear on how the Crescents are not biologically related. So no, Hayley. Jackson was not the better choice.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals Heart Shaped Box Aurora at gunpoint

She read all my notes!

Sadly, Aurora does not die this episode.

But she is thoroughly, almost cruelly, humiliated.

She really did read all my notes.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

The Originals Ghost of the Mississippi Camill transition

“And I know everything. Because my compulsion has worn off now that I’m in transition.”

It looks like one of my commenters was right: Camille isn’t done yet.

Although, I think the indignity of having Aurora sire you is probably a worse fate than death.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Savior Camille Klaus make out

And it’s not just Klaus.

It finally happened.

But, as things tend to go in the House of Mikaelson, you don’t give a mortal character a bunch of screentime over two episodes and a resounding “they will” answer to a two-and-a-half-season-long ship tease without consequences.

So many consequences.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals The Other Girl in New Orleans Aurora bad hair

To fix the hair, one must first witness the hair.

As TVD falls, The Originals rises.

Brace yourself, people: it’s a Camille episode.

There is a God.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals Out of the Easy Aurora crap hair

The wig department hates her as much as the audience does.

Does this bitch seriously think she holds a candle to Camille? Or Hayley? Or motherfucking Katherine?

Get out.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals The Axeman's Letter Camille arrested

Like being a serial killer?

Camille’s subplot isn’t that important this episode. But holy Jesus, she looks good.

Can you believe Klaus spends the episode reminiscing about his lost love for busted-ass Aurora?


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The Originals Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

The Originals I'll See You In Hell Or New Orleans Camille Vincent police station

Save the supernatural police procedural money for iZombie, CW.

It’s flashback episode fever when it comes to CW vampires this week, and now it’s Lucien’s turn.

There are no boot-to-the-stomach abortions in this one, but we do get another juicy Glasgow smile.

I’ll allow it.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals You Hung The Moon Elijah Hope

Elijah: singlehandedly making lube obsolete.

The Hayley Hotness Parade was brief and bright (and Hayley is still pretty hot), but it’s time for Elijah to take back his rightful place.

Mainly because Hayley spends a lot of time mashing face with Jackson, which is a guaranteed way to torpedo your hotness property values.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 21 – TV Review

The Originals Fire With Fire Klaus stabs Elijah

This shot oughtta keep the Klaus/Elijah shippers happy.

I’m gonna say it again: The Originals will not kill the baby.

So the stakes are pretty low, you know?

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