Dynasty Season 1 Episode 19 – TV Review
I mean, who wouldn’t want to go for a ride in a Lexus?
This episode shows us a softer, more maternal side of Alexis.
But then she destroys her daughter’s chance at romance to protect her own petty interests and also propositions her daughter’s nemesis.
Because Alexis knows her soap opera villain duties, baby.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 17 – TV Review
It’s what Henry deserves. Because Sabine/Tiana should have been our lead and no I won’t stop saying it.
Don’t get your hopes up too much, people. The above image is deceptive.
It’s actually a Zelena episode.
But possibly the final Zelena episode?
Okay, I’m in. You got me.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 16 – TV Review
I am the queen of recycling.
But why does an episode titled “Breadcrumbs” and ostensibly about the reveal of Hansel’s identity have unrelated, bland Henry flashbacks?
Or am I expecting a little too much out of OUaT to give reasons for why the flashbacks are bland?
Yeah. I’m seven season in at this point. I should know better. Sorry.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 15 – TV Review
Don’t you miss vintage TVD? Sigh.
Before we get started, let me firstly assuage your fears:
Although the episode is titled “Sisterhood,” Zelena does not appear at all.
We’re all clear, baby.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episodes 7 and 8 – TV Review
Emma boo.
I’m not even going to pretend like I’m okay with an OUaT double episode when things are already this dire.
Seriously, ABC? Do you want us to stop watching?
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 23 – TV Review
Oof, Em. So close with the word choice, there.
Yes, finale week is kicking off. Once Upon a Time’s was cute enough, but there’s nothing like the series finale conclusion to four years of soap operatic revenge.
Could have been a bit more operatic, though.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 22 – TV Review
“I’m Emily Thorne, dammit. I want some serious resources wasted on me.”
Courtney Love is also back this episode, so ready your vomit bags now.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review
No, this is Victoria’s victory lap.
Although, it’s hard to enjoy a victory when you’re dead from blowing yourself up.
Viccy didn’t think that one through.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 20 – TV Review
No. Just the climax of Revenge.
I don’t know if you can see it, but there’s a tiny little speck of melted plastic visible in that explosion.
You know who I mean.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 19 – TV Review
I’m sure Louise gets that a lot.
Who would have thought that our cutie patootie heiress-in-distress would end up being the key to Emily and Nolan’s greatest downfall?
Are we sure Emily needs to have that no-kill policy? Couldn’t we go PETA style just this once?
I Just Hate Everything 
