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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 6 – TV Review

TVD Alaric dies

I feel that, bro.

I’d probably hurl myself across an anti-magic barrier to kill myself, too.

Or get into a car crash with Trip and accidentally get flung across an anti-magic barrier. Whatever.

The point is, it’s a holiday from Elena.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

TVD Trip Ivy dungeon

“Vampires can’t get pregnant, right?”

I feel like sometimes The Vampire Diaries is really looking out for the Elena haters.

Thanks, TVD.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

TVD Welcome to Paradise Elena Jeremy lake swimwear

I’ll take one order of Jeremy’s abs and Elena’s booty shorts.

Oh, now I remember why Jeremy is still on this show.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

TVD Enzo Caroline Ivy Stefan Yellow Ledbetter

“I promise I’ll only murder your girlfriend a little bit, Stefan.”

I feel like I should point out that Enzo’s actor’s name is Michael Malarkey.

I’d never noticed it before now, but I’m glad I did.

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TV Review: Gossip Girl Season 6 Episode 9

Gossip Girl Serena Sage Ivy Georgina Revengers

And this time we’re doing it right. Except Sage. Ew.

Umm, what the fuck did I just watch?

What happened to you, Gossip Girl? You used to be unbearably awful.

Don’t give me this “actually watchable, decent drama and fabulous scheming” shit now that you’ve only got 1 episode left.

Fucking douchebag.

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TV Review: Gossip Girl Season 6 Episode 7

Gossip Girl season 6 Blair

I am shocked. Shocked and relieved.

A post-season 2 episode of Gossip Girl that isn’t embarrasing? I’ll believe it when I see it.

Oh, I already did see it.

And it’s true.

The horror.

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TV Review: Gossip Girl Season 6 Episode 6

Gossip Girl season 6 Serena Dan

The struggle I go through every week.

After watching this episode, one of my friends texted me: “I wish Rufus and Serena would do a murder/suicide pact.”

Wouldn’t it be nice?

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TV Review: Gossip Girl Season 6 Episode 5

Gossip Girl Sage Cotillion Blair dress slut

I am happy to oblige.

Holy shit, I finally figured out how to put black bordering on the text in my images. Only took me fucking 6 months.

Oh, what? Gossip Girl? Oh yeah.

Sometimes I forget that this show exists.

You know how that is.

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TV Review: Gossip Girl Season 6 Episode 3

Gossip Girl season 6 Sage fashion show underwear

No 2nd caption necessary.

So Sage is pretty much in every scene this episode.

And the other major subplot involves Rufus and Ivy’s fuck sesh.

Kill me now.

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TV Review: Gossip Girl Season 6 Episode 1

Gossip Girl season 6 Serena coke train dead

Let me dream.

Speaking of Serena Van Der Woodsen, Gossip Girl is back.

Yay?

After the appalling season 5, I’m not so sure.

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