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Scream Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Scream Aftermath Chirpster poll

Fine. I’ll just vote for Emma, then.

Token Asian isn’t going un-mourned.

Luckily, we’ve got an abandoned hospital to explore, baby.

And a jab at PLL.

Thank you, Scream.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Scream Wanna Play A Game Audrey hangs herself

Alright, alright, Audrey. I apologise. You’re totally not a lesbian. We believe you.

And just kidding on Audrey. She’s not actually hanging herself.

She’s just mock hanging herself in her dead girlfriend’s bedroom while the wake is going on downstairs.

For research.

Much less disturbing.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Scream Hello, Emma Rachel hanging suicide death

Take us with you!

Just kidding.

I’ve calmed my vitriol from last week’s premiere. This episode actually isn’t that bad, and ends on a high note.

It has to steal shamelessly from the source films to get there, but it gets there.

It doesn’t have to be pretty on the pedestal, baby.

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