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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

Dynasy Dead Scratch Alexis champagne

Which is fitting, because Dynasty is now the best version of itself, too.

Dynasty doesn’t drop the ball in its season finale.

Let your pearls be unclutched. We did it, baby.

The challenge is now on for you, Riverdale.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Riverdale Anatomy of a Murder murder video

It really is that good.

The mystery is solved.

But the story is not over.

God, how much better can Riverdale get?

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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

Bates Motel The Vault Norman crying

The immutable truth?

And the truth is that since the soaring episode 2, this season has been coasting along.

I suspect we’re just going through a lot of place-setting to end in a textbook Bates bombshell climax to the season, but I bitched on Game of Thrones for overindulging on that. So I have to bitch on it here, too.

A bitch on you, Bates Motel.

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Bates Motel Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

Bates Motel Taxidermy Norman Norma in bed together

Because she’s Vera Farmiga. It’s inevitable.

This episode breaks my heart.

What little of it that hasn’t been pickled yet.

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Bates Motel Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Bates Motel A Death in the Family Norma Norman in bed together

“Now, if we were making the porn…”

My mothership has returned.

No, I mean that. I ship this mother. With her son.

It is the the immutable truth, you know.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norma Norman kiss The Immutable Truth

This is the incest we are looking for.

Let the I Just Hate Everything season finales begin.

That kiss is gonna be hard to beat.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 9

Bates Motel Jake Vera Norma

90s slasher movie trivia will save you every time.

Being in the cab of a truck is fucking dangerous in this show, hey?

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 4

Bates Motel Deputy Shelby Mike Vogel

I can overlook a bit of sex trafficking and homicide.

So yeah, Deputy Hide-the-evidence is definitely evil.

Excellent.

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