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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Alice Cyrus bleeding dying

I wished it for us all.

Alice doesn’t die, so settle down.

Maybe one day, but not today.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

I’m so late posting this episode, that I actually got around to posting the Once Upon a Time episode that aired days afterwards before this.

Sometimes I think I might be in danger of having a life.

But then I remember that I still watch Revenge, and I’m brought back down to Earth.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Camille Klaus almost kiss

Rude.

It’s a darn breakout of the dreaded almost-kiss this episode.

Can’t you sexy, broody, young things just get on with it?

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Elijah sick bite

Someone’s been doing their lamaze exercises.

Unfortunately, unlike a baby, you can’t just tie a werewolf bite up in a bag and throw it in a river.

But you can use it as a vehicle to do some exposition about a previously unmentioned but apparently super important love interest.

An interracial love interest.

Scandalous.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Alice Will grove vines tree

I don’t think I’ve got a second caption that could make this look more ridiculous.

So, Alice almost becomes a tree this episode.

A surprisingly nimble tree.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Red Queen Alice Great Divide

“And for goodness sake, darling, change up the outfit once in a while.”

I should let you know first of all that it’s a Red and Alice team up episode.

Good job, everyone.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Red Queen Jafar kiss

Just kidding. Unfortunately.

Well, we’ve had Knave’s backstory. Whose turn is it now?

Jafar?

Oh well, I guess I’ll have to wait to see how Anastasia became the Red Queen.

Life is pain.

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The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia – CBF Review

The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia slave hatch Emily Alyn Lind

“And I’m not even black. God!”

Another post, another CBF Review for a horror/thriller film.

Maybe I’m not really a fan of the genre, and my whole film fan identity is a lie?

Or maybe this is just a mediocre sequel to a mediocrity-straddling (apart from the radiant Virginia Madsen) original?

It’s the latter. I’m sure.

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The Original Ravens of Wonderland: I Just Hate Everything’s Spin-off Face-off – Blog

Ravenswood Once Wonderland The Originals

A little while ago I was eagerly and warily anticipating the arrival of 3 spin-offs of some of my favourite shows:

Well, the gang’s all here now. Which means it’s time to choose which one is the best.

Always be judgemental, baby.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Red Queen Jafar dinner Cyrus

You don’t have to ask me twice, darling.

How could anyone turn down dinner with these two?

Cyrus is so ungrateful.

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