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The Originals Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals Don't it Just Break Your Heart Elijah sex face

The Hotness Parade has evolved.

But if he’s not doing it with Hayley, do we even want it?

Also Antoinette actually is a secret villain or is she hyuck hyuck.

Really, The Originals?

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 1 Episode 2

Once Upon a Time apple tree

Homoerotic subtext: the cornerstone of all great stories.

After much soul searching (I didn’t find anything?) I have decided to commit to Once Upon a Time. If for no reason other than to watch it be obvious.

I’m 2 episodes in now, and it’s gonna be a battle to stay awake, let alone interested.

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