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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

Fallon in the middle there is my anxiety that this season will end on an abrupt, COVID-19 shaped sour note.

Alas, it is true. This episode is the de facto season finale of our beloved Dynasty thanks to the pandemic.

And while not ending on a high note, you can at least rest easy that the CW didn’t try to chop together some rushed, Pushing Daisies Season 2 finale-esque bullshit.

Aww. Now I’m sad about Dynasty, and about Pushing Daisies.

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Anniversary 2020: The Top 5 Movies of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of

Let’s get ‘er done, y’all.

Movies over the last year were pretty great.

We don’t talk about Star Wars.

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Anniversary 2020: The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of

Oh, honey. This year’s anniversary posts are gonna be quick and to the point.

2020 is exhausting enough as it is.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review

Nah yeah, cunt.

Let’s hear it for Culhane, who comes in at the end of the episode and steals the jush factor in a major and delicious upset.

Kirby is there, too. Looking fucking flawless.

Oh, and Blake is kidnapped and Sam saves him with the help of Danny Trejo or whatever.

But look at Kirby!

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 18 – TV Review

Shine bright like a Cristal.

It really speaks to how much I cared about this that this episode also includes Fallon singing and I didn’t give her the headlining spot.

Cristal 2.0 never could have pulled off this level of salaciousness.

Still miss OG Cristal, though. She could have adulterated with ten priests a day and wouldn’t have even broken a sweat. And worn a great hat while doing it.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review

That’s right. I’m willing to overlook the aggressive layering.

I must say, they had me in the first half when the episode was apparently going to overly centre on a fashion podcast.

But goddamn if Dynasty didn’t get me with yet another caper episode. That makes two in a row! And the reveal was even juicier this time, because it was all a complete surprise to me.

You rascally Carringtons.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review

Now, imagine it in green.
Oh, baby.

I think it’s the hair, you know? It’s just so smooth and sawft.

Oh, the episode is also fabulous. In case you were interested.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

I know 2020 is trash, but let’s not let that infect Dynasty, too.

This is not the kind of milquetoast, late-season Gossip Girl filler grade soap opera we need right now, CW.

On the positive side, though, there is croissant throwing in the first scene.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review

Everything’s better with unnecessary straps.

Sadly, my gays, the jush train is over, and this week won’t have you struggling to hold your wigs down.

But that’s only because this episode is here to get some shit done. And blow up a car along the way (offscreen, of course. This is CW budget, remember).

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review

Pictured: me after watching this week’s Dynasty.

Honestly, gays, do we even need Drag Race to come back when Dynasty is giving us this level of camp?

My jush juices never stopped flowing this whole forty minutes.

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