The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 22 – TV Review
The last time wasn’t as angsty, though.
I’m in two minds about this episode.
For one, it’s the finale, so we can finally say goodbye to this fuck-awful season and live in the glorious bubble of hope that next season will be so much better. Remember how much better Season 6 was after the abysmal ending of Season 5?
But on the other hand, this episode is a huge pile of vomit that is an embarrassment to the stellar (save for Season 5, you know) legacy of TVD finales.
Let’s just do this and then get the fuck outta here.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 13 – TV Review
With Julian thankfully and finally dead, it’s time for a new villain to rise.
And that villain happens to be an Elena-resembling, sob story-having wuss.
The season of Kai this ain’t.
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Under the Dome – Discontinued
I will miss the cave raves, though.
I was hoping that Under the Dome would pull a Revenge Season 3 and loudly ignore the shitpile of its second season and return to the triumphant, if middling, survival drama it used to be.
I was wrong.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 22 – TV Review
“I’m Emily Thorne, dammit. I want some serious resources wasted on me.”
Courtney Love is also back this episode, so ready your vomit bags now.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review
No, this is Victoria’s victory lap.
Although, it’s hard to enjoy a victory when you’re dead from blowing yourself up.
Viccy didn’t think that one through.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 18 – TV Review
Ahh, good times.
Yes, now that every single important character knows Emily’s secret, it’s time for the world at large to get in on the goss.
This is the kind of thing hospital research wing groundbreaking galas usually end on, right?
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 17 – TV Review
Oh, dear. I hope the baby (isn’t) okay.
While watching this episode, I came to the conclusion that Emily should just straight-up murder Margaux, and that would be that.
She doesn’t, obviously.
But I won’t knock back a reckless taxi sent from the heavens.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review
“I stopped counting after the fifth wig.”
Louise’s ever-expanding hair volume aside, things are sailing smoothly on Revenge.
Both Emily and Victoria get to perform takedowns, someone dies, and Margaux is still an impotent little brat.
Just as things should be.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 15 – TV Review
The Real Housewives of Melbourne isn’t the only show that can have a cashed-up bogan.
I’ll dash your hopes from the start: Charlotte isn’t the “death in the family” last episode teased us with.
But Natalie has become much more promising than I gave her credit for.
The bandage dress is a bit four years ago, though.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 14 – TV Review
Even Elena doesn’t give a shit. Look at her.
The only thing I’ll miss about Jeremy is his occasionally bare torso.
On the other hand, I’ll miss everything about Liz because she was awesome.
Sorry, Jeremy.
