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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review

It can’t be all shirtless dudes all the time.

Just kidding. Scroll down.

That’s right, bitches. It’s a Liam and Fallon caper episode.

And even when it’s against his will, he’s still kinda game. And I respect that.

Though, to be clear, doing things without consent, even when it’s a woman doing it to a man, is not cool. Do you hear that, Dominique?

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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review

Riverdale Fire Walk With Me Betty

Riverdale couldn’t even wait until Season 5 to be bad enough for me to make that joke. For shame.

Remember the resolution I made last episode to just grimly soldier on through this travesty of a season?

This is me. Soldiering.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals Hayley abortion wolfsbane

StarBortions: our logo is just a deflated uterus.

Already?

Cool.

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Film Review: House at the End of the Street

House at the End of the Street Jennifer Lawrence tied up

What have you done, Instagram?

I was tempted to CBF this one like I did with The Possession.

But J-Law’s here.

And I’ve still got respect for Elisabeth Shue for being in Piranha 3D (not the mediocre sequel).

It also has “hate” in its official acronym (House at the End of the Street). I’m in.

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Film Review: Silent House

Silent House Elizabeth Olsen chest boobs

Impossible.

More like “Boob House.”

God, I’m good today.

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Film Review: Safe House

Safe House Reynolds Washington car

The Driving Miss Daisy remake just got sexier.

Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds in a big budget action film? Sounds like a predictable, safe (ah ha!) choice.

It is.

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