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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

I often joke about how this show is made for me. But, like, what if it actually was?

It was going to be a tough ask to compete with the Thanksgiving episodes of seasons past (could anything ever out-gay the Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence?), and this episode sadly doesn’t live up to those standards.

But goddamn, the closing scene got me in what I will happily proclaim is the gag of the season.

And with dreamy bedroom eyes Liam opening the episode, it’s not a bad sandwich. The turkey’s just a little dry in the middle. That’s all.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review

This is the kind of thing Blood & Oil needed more of.

I just can’t figure out how Dynasty is managing to thrive right now, while everything else on The CW falls further and further into embarrassing mediocrity. Or in the case of Legacies, unwatchable poo.

New showrunner be praised for keeping this gal going. God, I’m grateful for it.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

Adam can fuck me under, for all I care. Just so long as he fucks me.

I’m sensing a caption theme this week.

Also, I just want to say that I was almost going to suggest Kelly Rutherford would be the historical alliance president last week, but I hesitated because I thought it wouldn’t make much sense to bring her back if Steven isn’t here.

And it doesn’t. But goddamn, she is still a blast to have around.

Maybe we could bring Steven back, too, though? Just saying.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

This shit is hot, is what I’m saying.

With Kirby and Culhane stalling, Dynasty’s hottest couple again comes back to Fallon and Liam. The comedy scenes also in this episode just make them even better.

Glad to see while the Schwartz/Savage empire falters with Nancy Drew (and straight-up sucks with Looking For Alaska), that Dynasty is keeping the flame burning.

Because it’s hot? I don’t know a lot of metaphors.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 22 – TV Review

I would never put episode spoilers at the start of a post.

But also, considering how well Dynasty did leave us with this finale, I’m not mad.

And I’ll spare everyone a protracted comparison to Riverdale’s finale. Because that’s not nice.

Wake up and start appreciating your better soap opera, CW.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 21 – TV Review

I would have also accepted “Fauxllon Carrington,” but it didn’t roll off the tongue as well, you know?

Just when you thought Dynasty couldn’t get any gayer.

I am so proud.

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Anniversary 2016: The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of

Best of TV 2016

Let’s just say it wasn’t a good year for good TV on I Just Hate Everything.

But on the plus side, my snipes and swats here will make up for my positive-only movie list.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 11 – TV Review

PLL Of Late I Think of Rosewood funeral

You, too, Sasha.

Did you think revealing and imprisoning A would be the end of all this intolerable conspiracy drama, or at least Cece?

Well that’s a double “no” for you, baby.

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The Innkeepers – Film Review

The Innkeepers Sara Paxton

Considering the last time I saw you was in Shark Night, I should tell you to not be so picky. But you might be right about this one, Sara.

Throughout the first 3rd of The Innkeepers, I thought my arduous search for Absentia‘s successor had finally (finally) come to an end.

It hasn’t.

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Film Review: The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Judi Dench Celia Imrie

“Bitch, I’m more famous than you. I’ll stare off into space wherever I want.”

Alternative title: old British people being quaint. Also, India.

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