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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Scream Queens Scream Again Chanel Emma Roberts

“Don’t expect me to put in any effort this time. Just like last time.”

American Horror Story’s new season may be so intolerably dull and tedious that I’ve already abandoned it, but at least they tried something new; something to escape the dumpster fire of the previous season.

Scream Queens, conversely, has decided to keep making the same mistakes it was already making.

Scream Queens: ambitionless.

At least they’re not making any new mistakes, though.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

Scream Heavenly Creatures Brooke Gustavo

God, I feel dirty for resorting to memes.

Yes, baby. Brooke’s back after her absence last week.

I mean, she doesn’t get anything to do other than ogle her fuckboi, but, you know.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Eye Candy ICU brain surgery

Actually, a bit of botched brain surgery is seeming like a reasonable alternative right about now.

Yes, it’s another filler episode already.

At least Mr Stalker gets a look-in this time.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 19

Pretty Little Liars shirtless guy

What is this? The CW? Not that I’m complaining.

So after last episode‘s snooze-fest, what can we expect this time?

More EzBro drama? More Spencer moping? More Caleb daddy issues?

Yes.

But at least someone almost dies in an elevator crash.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 12

Once Upon a Time Dr Whale Frankenstein suicide jump

Nobody will miss you.

You know who we really need to have another entire episode devoted to? Whalenstein.

He really wasn’t totally incongruous and fucking bizarre the first time ’round at all.

Where would we be without sarcasm?

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