American Horror Story’s new season may be so intolerably dull and tedious that I’ve already abandoned it, but at least they tried something new; something to escape the dumpster fire of the previous season.
Scream Queens, conversely, has decided to keep making the same mistakes it was already making.
Scream Queens: ambitionless.
At least they’re not making any new mistakes, though.
You know who we really need to have another entire episode devoted to? Whalenstein.
He really wasn’t totally incongruous and fucking bizarre the first time ’round at all.
Where would we be without sarcasm?