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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 22 – TV Review

OUaT Leaving Storybrooke Regina Robin

Well, to be fair, Regina is the one that got me. Bitch.

It’s finally over. And for all my venom and bluster against this show over the years, there will be no gravedancing like there was with PLL.

Sure, even right to the very end this episode is full of plot contrivances and last minute twists that come out of nowhere. But amid all that, Once Upon a Time, much like it has for almost its entire run, found the one true thing within it all:

Regina.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

OUaT Street Rats Queenie manicure turban

Don’t lie to me, Queenie.

Yes, Queenie queens it up around town this episode. But she hangs out with Zelena while doing it.

Jettison that green ball and chain, Q. You don’t need her. You are virtually immortal, after all.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT Zelena Wicked Witch melting Kansas

Probably shouldn’t have stood near a well, then.

Yes, it seems Dorothy Gale is destined to be careless with a murderous bucket of water.

Melting witches is her bag, baby.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 11

Once Upon a Time Belle book

“Oh.”

So it looks like Once Upon a Time is taking a cue from the Jersey Shore playbook: doing pretty much fuck all for most of the episode then dropping in some fantastic shit at the very last moment.

Reality TV is finally coming full circle, people.

Next step: toilet cam on TVD.

I can dream.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 10

Once Upon a Time Regina hot

Wordplay!

Tonight, someone dies.

Or do they!?

They don’t.

Because this is Disney, dammit. ABC is owned by Disney, FYI.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 2

Once Upon a Time Snow Regina choke

This would have fixed everything. Just sayin’.

Mark it down, bitches. This is a milestone episode for Once Upon a Time.

Emma only gets 1 scene. At the end. And she doesn’t do or say anything hypocritical, retarded or melodramatic.

My whingeing really is changing the world.

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