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Legacies – Discontinued

Legacies Discontinued Lizzie stop

Oh, okay. If you insist.

Get out.

Right now.

It’s the end of Legacies.

Well, the end of me watching Legacies.

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Legacies Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Legacies We're Being Punked, Pedro Jeremy Gilbert cameo

Uhh

Seeing Jeremy’s cameo reminded me that Matt still hasn’t reappeared since his cameo in the first episode.

Which is the only thing Legacies can make us grateful for.

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Legacies Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Legacies Some People Just Want to Watch the World Burn Penelope sassy

Save us, mean girl wan Kenobi. You’re our only hope.

You wouldn’t expect an episode with an actual dragon to be this cold and limp, but here we are.

You did it, Legacies. You made the teen drama more compelling than an actual dragon.

And when the teen drama is this tepid, that’s quite an achievement.

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Legacies Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Legacies This is the Part Where You Run Hope

You can’t sit with us, Hope.

Goddamn, CW. Do I have to watch another pilot episode about fledgling witches?

And oof, what a bad choice to come out with your teen supernatural creatures show at the same time as Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

The CW ain’t got that Netflix money, honey.

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals When the Saints Go Marching In Camille cameo

Come for the Camille, stay for the bizarre slap in the face to fans that this pathetic excuse for a series finale turns out to be.

Much like last episode, I would be hesitant to call this episode, and series finale, a trainwreck. Because trainwrecks are actually exciting.

If I had to distill The Originals series finale down to one word (and this is the Internet, baby. Distilling complex ideas into clickbaity, list format is the name of the game), it would be “meh.”

And “meh” is not how I want to feel about the finale of what once was the best vampire soap opera on the CW.

Even the TVD finale wasn’t meh (it wasn’t good, either. But you know).

It makes me wonder how much of a garbage dump the Legacies finale will be. And by “finale,” I mean at the end of the first season. Do you really think that it’ll be renewed?

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals A Tale of Two Wolves Caroline

Actually, that’s not fair. Trainwrecks are exciting.

You know what I didn’t want to be about The Originals’ final season? Apathetic.

But we don’t always get what we want.

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

The Originals Til the Day I Die Freya wedding dress

20gayteen is more than halfway over, baby. We gotta get it while we can.

The only thing this gay wedding was missing was some good old soap opera drama hijinks.

And no, I don’t count this last minute Do We Want Kids talk as drama.

I thought lesbians were supposed to be more organised than this?

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