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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

PLL Emily Talia

And a sexual harassment lawyer.

Holbrook isn’t A. Try not to look so surprised.

On the plus side, our suspect pool now includes Mike, who still looks like an angry twelve year-old.

And Johnny’s back and more alternative and ridiculous as ever. I thought digging through garbage to make paint was crazy, but oh no, he’s not done yet.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 17 – TV Review

PLL The Bin of Sin Jason kisses Ashley

Do we finally have proof that God exists?

Pfft, of course it doesn’t mean that. Ashley totally fucks Jason off and prepares to settle into her life of ab-less, middle-aged mediocrity.

I’m pretty sure Jason’s wealthier, too. So I’m not seeing what the appeal of Ted is, to be honest. Let him go back to Ella.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

PLL How The A Stole Christmas fanservice Caleb Toby Ezra Paige shirtless

Nuh.

What could be more insulting than wasting a PLL Halloween episode on setting up Ravenswood?

Getting rid of a PLL Halloween episode and replacing it with an even less relevant Christmas episode.

Which is what this episode is, if you hadn’t guessed yet.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

PLL Toby car crash Taking This One To The Grave

Oh, Toby. If only.

Sadly, it’s not Toby.

And I’m not going to tell you who does die.

Until after this sentence.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

PLL Aria in bed

I would have gone with “You’re a teacher-fucking murderess.”

Well, I might be getting my wish after all:

A is still absent, and it’s Mona’s hit squad all the way.

Now all we need is to #BanTheHoodie.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 24 – TV Review

PLL A is for Answers Hanna gun

Hanna knows her way around small arms.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
No amount of gun violence can get Hanna out of that boring ensemble.
Our count closes even for the season. 12 horrendous, 12 not-horrendous. I was out of word play.

Well, the episode is titled “A is for Answers.”

And yes, we get them.

But not the one we really want.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 22 – TV Review

PLL Jessica sneaks on Spencer A

Being a secretive weirdo is a Dilaurentis family tradition.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Good grief, this makes it 3 in a row that don’t blow.
Our count is now 10 deplorable, 12 adorable.

So, we have a new A suspect.

She’s a mature age student.

Induce your groans now.

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