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Arrow Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review

Arrow Monument Point nuke

Every little piece of debris stands for a moment of Felicity-shilling. Yes, that many.

You thought Felicity was bad enough when she was trying to hog the blame spotlight for Laurel’s death.

Well, get ready for her to legitimately have tens of thousands of deaths on her hands.

I don’t think we’re ready for that level of Felicity-pandering.

Brace. Your. Selves.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 20 – TV Review

Arrow Genesis Diggle shoots Andy

Losing the Suicide Squad to the movies worked out. Except for Amanda.

But don’t worry. Felicity makes sure to thrust her malignantly tumorous self into the episode at every given chance.

It’s her duty.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 19 – TV Review

Arrow Canary Cry Oliver Laurel flashback kiss

Who knew all it took was killing Laurel to get us a flashback that wasn’t arbitrary shit?

In case the Arrow writers hadn’t ground their heel into Laurel fans enough, they introduce a new Black Canary the very next episode after her untimely and pointless death.

I’m just shocked it’s not Felicity.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 14 – TV Review

Arrow Code of Silence Donna hot

Move over, Deborah.

Yeah, Donna and Quentin are older people.

But they’re CW older people. Which means they’re still goddamn smokin’.

And can you believe a Quentin and Donna episode is bearable?

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

Arrow Dark Waters Donna Quentin

Christmas really has come early.

Well, The Originals and The Vampire Diaries killed off characters for their mid-season finales this week.

Thank you, Arrow, for following suit.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

Arrow Brotherhood Diggle Laurel

Is it an insult or a compliment that the main show is keeping them?

You know who I don’t miss? Roy. That whiny little killjoy was half the sidekick Thea and Laurel have turned out to be.

Roy is in no way related to this episode, but I just thought it was worth mentioning.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

Arrow Lost Souls Sara Laurel Canary

Two Canaries are better than one. Because neither of them is much of a character by themselves.

Yeah yeah, it’s time to rescue Ray.

Let’s get to it.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review

Arrow Restoration Sara Lazarus pit

Has anyone noticed that Sara is more expressive as a corpse than when she was alive? Too bad about the cleavage rot, though.

Well, Sara gets resurrected by a mystical hot tub, and the Super Friends are attacked by a scab-ripping rip-off of Gambit.

Arrow: The Age of Magic.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

Arrow The Candidate Thea crazy electrocute

“Methy” would have been a bit unsubtle.

The bad news: the flashbacks are here to stay.

The good news: their screentime is neutered and I don’t think even the show is taking them seriously anymore.

So the show finally caught up with the rest of us, then.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Green Arrow Super Friends

Felicity ruins literally everything.

And so it begins: the first of five episodes to determine whether or not I stick with Arrow.

Well, they’re still doing the flashbacks. So that’s not a good start.

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