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The Originals Season 1 Episode 19 – TV Review

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I think Elijah’s just mad because his suit got ruined.

If you like werewolves getting exploded and priests receiving electric shock therapy, then New Orleans is the place to be.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 18 – TV Review

The Originals Genevieve Klaus The Big Uneasy

“And it’s been cancelled. They still have that zombie show, though. If you can stand that kind of glacial pacing and disappointment.”

Gosh, has it been a month, already?

And Genevieve is still around?

Dammit.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 16 – TV Review

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Resistance is futile.

And so comes episode 3 in the Klaus Gets (And Stays) Unreasonably Angry Over Something That Happened A Century Ago And Is Now Moot Anyway trilogy.

Thankfully, it’s the concluding chapter.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals Oliver shirtless

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I didn’t know The Originals needed an influx of shirtless hunks.

But I’m not complaining now that they’re here.

Except for Jackson. Fuck that guy.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

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StarBortions: our logo is just a deflated uterus.

Already?

Cool.

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