No, instead of killing Scary Spice, or getting his obligatorily tragic backstory, we get Lily’s obligatorily tragic backstory.
About how Giuseppe Salvatore, her husband, and father to Damon and Stefan, was a turd.
Which we already knew.
But Lily desperately needed those Abused Wife points, huh?
Enzo doesn’t want to be one of Lily’s Heretic children.
Because he wants to bang Lily.
Caroline really missed her window on this one.