Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 22 – TV Review
Well, to be fair, Regina is the one that got me. Bitch.
It’s finally over. And for all my venom and bluster against this show over the years, there will be no gravedancing like there was with PLL.
Sure, even right to the very end this episode is full of plot contrivances and last minute twists that come out of nowhere. But amid all that, Once Upon a Time, much like it has for almost its entire run, found the one true thing within it all:
Regina.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 21 – TV Review
Does being a Wish Realm copy count as being back, though?
I thought that this was going to be a trademark OUaT double episode finale, so let me just start by saying how grateful I am that it wasn’t.
Nobody deserves to sit through two hours of OUaT.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 19 – TV Review
Much like OUaT itself.
I mean, I suppose I should be impressed that even OUaT didn’t seem to care about Gothel’s tragic backstory episode.
Because I know I don’t.
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The Originals Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review
We’ve come a long way. #itgetsbetter
Sure, it gets better for the gays. But what about picked-on nerdy werewolf-now-hybrid high school geeks?
Buh bye, Henry.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 18 – TV Review
Maybe next time he’ll actually pull the trigger, though.
My advice about shooting people was for Samdi, but if Gold wants to take it on board, then I can live with that.
What I can’t live with is more tedious, empty episodes of OUaT.
And yet somehow I’m not dead. Am I immortal? Or just hyperbolic?
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 17 – TV Review
It’s what Henry deserves. Because Sabine/Tiana should have been our lead and no I won’t stop saying it.
Don’t get your hopes up too much, people. The above image is deceptive.
It’s actually a Zelena episode.
But possibly the final Zelena episode?
Okay, I’m in. You got me.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 16 – TV Review
I am the queen of recycling.
But why does an episode titled “Breadcrumbs” and ostensibly about the reveal of Hansel’s identity have unrelated, bland Henry flashbacks?
Or am I expecting a little too much out of OUaT to give reasons for why the flashbacks are bland?
Yeah. I’m seven season in at this point. I should know better. Sorry.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 15 – TV Review
Don’t you miss vintage TVD? Sigh.
Before we get started, let me firstly assuage your fears:
Although the episode is titled “Sisterhood,” Zelena does not appear at all.
We’re all clear, baby.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 14 – TV Review
I wouldn’t say no to being the meat in the middle of a Regina/Samdi sandwich.
The good thing about this episode is that it’s ambitionless and inoffensive.
The bad thing is you have to listen to a lot of Tilly/Alice’s accent.
Hey, it could be worse.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 13 – TV Review
“No momentum. No fun. But hey, more Fook, eh?.” -OUaT
Trust Once Upon a Time to go from the nadir of a Zelena episode, to the restoration of my faith last week, to now another dip into Turd City with this, a Fook episode.
Less than ten episodes to go, everyone, and we’ll be free.
