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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 14 – TV Review

TVD It's Been a Hell of a Ride Kai karaoke

But by God, they should be grateful for the save.

Get that weave glue ready, bitches, and wonder no more.

Katherine’s back.

Next episode (I hope).

Oh, and something about Cade? Who cares?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 13 – TV Review

TVD The Lies Are Going to Catch Up With You Kai selfie

Oh, I mean say “cheese.”

I don’t care if he is futile and largely sidelined. Kai is the breath of fresh, mischievous air that TVD has been in dire need of ever since his death.

Even the season with the lesbian vampires wasn’t any fun. What the fuck was up with that?

Thank god our king/queen is back.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 12 – TV Review

TVD What Are You? Stefan hungover

It’ll be okay as long as you don’t get breathalyzed. Or vomit.

I was going to use a different first image for this review. Because something actually of excitement and note occurs.

But the moment truly is worth keeping as a surprise.

Of my two dying wishes for this show, it fulfills one of them.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 7 – TV Review

TVD The Next Time I Hurt Somebody It Could Be You Caroline drinking

Is this not appropriate weeknight behaviour?

Well, the fucking twins are still around.

And TVD pulls a plot point that it already used five seasons ago.

I don’t know if even Katherine’s return could save things at this point.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 4 – TV Review

TVD An Eternity of Misery Damon

No use sighin’ about Sirens, Damon.

Yes. Sirens. Plural.

Because why settle for one should-have-been-on-Supernatural villainess who struggles to act, when you can have two?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 2 – TV Review

TVD Today Will Be Different Sarah Salvatore Damon

Sarah Salvatore wasn’t why we liked Season 6, idiot.

Bring back Kai, then we’ll talk.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Souls of the Departed Queenie

How can a show be both horribly desperate, and renewed for a sixth season at the same time?

Yes, for the second episode in a row (three month hiatus not withstanding), Once Upon a Time has had to lean on our enduring goodwill for Queenie.

She’s the only thing that’s actually gotten better with time on Once Upon a Time.

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