I lost interest in The Bachelor Australia last year. Mostly because Blake was a butterface with a pinched arsehole for a mouth. I fast forwarded a lot of rose ceremonies last year.
This year, I’m already fast forwarding through the dates.
I was so close to not even bothering reviewing this at all.
Ashley Tisdale should really consider throwing a Bynes or a Miley if this is where her career is at, though.
Sometimes I’ll say a movie’s not shit because I’m an unabashed fan of the series or genre.
Sometimes it’s because I’m pleasantly surprised at the not-shitness of something I assumed would be, well, shit.
Silent Hill: Revelation is a delicious combination.
Like hot chips in a strawberry thickshake.
Seriously, try it.