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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 17 – TV Review

PLL We've All Got Baggage Alison Doctor married

What, you got a problem with cheese?

Yes, not even Ella and Byron’s re-wedding, as officiated by fucking Aria, no less, can out-cheese the Suddenly Soulmates subplot of Alison and Doctor Dude.

As long as nobody is getting menaced by a ute in a parking lot, I’m happy.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 3 – TV Review

PLL season 5 Surfing the Aftershocks Ezra face

Aria is not great at reading facial cues.

What’s a little casual manslaughter between forbidden lovers?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

PLL Season 5 premiere Shana dead

Dear God, it’s just like Ravenswood.

Just kidding. Nothing’s as abhorrent as Ravenswood.

But I’m not kidding about how much I just don’t give a shit about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

Season 5? Really?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 24 – TV Review

PLL A is for Answers Hanna gun

Hanna knows her way around small arms.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
No amount of gun violence can get Hanna out of that boring ensemble.
Our count closes even for the season. 12 horrendous, 12 not-horrendous. I was out of word play.

Well, the episode is titled “A is for Answers.”

And yes, we get them.

But not the one we really want.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Emily silly string

First the mask, now this. Is something Freudian going on?

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This week she makes a see-through mistake.
Our count is now 3 Uh-uh, 2 Uh-huh. And to think she was so close to being ahead in the good books.

The Liars are off to college.

Oh god, I’m getting Gossip Girl season 3 trauma flashbacks.

Please, ABC Family, don’t let that happen.

Euthanasia is an option.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Spencer Aria film Melissa

“What? I’m only filming my sister without her knowing it. It’s not creepy.”

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This week is oui oui (you will see. Below).
Our count is now 2 Ew, 2 Ooh-la-la.

Well, it only took them 4 episodes, but we’re gettin’ some serious answers up in this one.

Courtesy of Melissa.

So, you know, maybe reserve your belief for now.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 20

Pretty Little Liars Hanna little boy blue costume

It doesn’t count if you’re not fucking wearing it. God!

It just doesn’t feel like PLL with Hanna wearing good outfits all the time. What is this?

In other news, they must have funneled their experimental Hanna fashion budget into their “ridiculous soap opera action scenes” department.

Following last week’s lift crash, this episode we’ve got both a car accident and the ol’ stuck-in-a-sauna bit.

Not bad, actually.

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