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Charmed Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Charmed Sweet Tooth Mel suspenders

Bio Queens are so in right now.

Maggie and Macy better watch out, or our house lesbian is going to steal the fashion game.

Even her Halloween costume this episode is the only sexy one.

Yes, it’s a Halloween episode.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 4 – TV Review

OUaT Beauty Belle old

What was even the point then?

I think it’s time that I came to terms with the fact that Once Upon a Time didn’t reboot itself. Fuck me and my misinterpretation of the main cast exodus and pre-release press.

No, baby. This is more like The Vampire Diaries post-Elena.

And that ain’t good.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Originals A Walk On The Wild Side Elijah Hayley party

Not even standing next to Elijah could achieve that.

There is no Camille this episode.

Thankfully, Hayley wears a showstopping red dress and perfect hair. So not all is lost.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 4 – TV Review

TVD I Carry Your Heart With Me Halloween episode

Yes, please.

You know how we were starting to see that problem last week of the Heretics having their villainy eroded at breakneck speed?

Yeah, that isn’t stopping.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Scream Queens Pumpkin Patch Chanel confused

I’m not done yet.

Thank whatever deities you hold dear, we finally get a chase scene.

It’s fucking rubbish, but Scream Queens, unlike its big sister, is at least trying.

That faint flicker of hope is yet to be fully extinguished.

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The Guest – Film Review

The Guest Dan Stevens shirtless

He can be my guest any day.

After the phenomenal It Follows, I had high hopes for The Guest. It has a similar, 80s throwback style to it; director Adam Wingard’s previous film was the above-average slasher You’re Next; and Dan Stevens has ditched doughy Matthew Crawley and gotten cut as fuck.

Well, I suppose I deserve to be punished for my optimism.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Scream The Dance Emma Keiran New Guy

“And your brother.”

So yeah, we’ve got a new suspect.

But that doesn’t mean we don’t get to waste a lot of time supposing that Hot Teacher is the killer, when it’s so bloody obvious that he isn’t.

When Piper is the one running down your leads, then you’re gonna have a bad time.

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