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The Originals Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals Heart Shaped Box Aurora at gunpoint

She read all my notes!

Sadly, Aurora does not die this episode.

But she is thoroughly, almost cruelly, humiliated.

She really did read all my notes.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Under the Dome Mike Vogel Natalie Zea

You had a good run.

There’s no shame in not being as hot as Natalie Zea.

Pretty much nobody is.

And she even gets to be a dirty, sexy, rich douchebag.

It’s really what Under the Dome has been missing.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Ashley arrested Roma Maffia

Wha’ ‘chu sayin’ ’bout mah Ashley, woman!?

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This week is bland-tacular.
Our count is now 4 relish (I don’t like relish), 2 delish.

Hanna goes in jail, then gets out.

Ashley helps Hanna out of jail, then gets thrown in.

The Marin women just can’t make up their minds, can they?

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 6

Bates Motel Shelby shot eye blood

Always, Mike Vogel.

Another episode, another horrible death (possibly 2).

Bates Motel isn’t giving me any fodder to bitch about.

Why can’t you be more like Glee?

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 18

Glee Lord Tubbington

Sadly, this is not as low as this episode goes.

Holy shit, are you serious? The episode’s title is “Shooting Star?”

And I thought my puns were tasteless.

The episode’s about a school shooting, FYI.

Yeah.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 11

Revenge Emily Nolan Aiden

“If only we did some actual Revenge-ing, instead of just looking amazing.”

A decision has finally been made. One which I will probably have forgotten about completely by next week, but hey, let’s imagine for a second.

I will continue covering Revenge. But as soon as I run into 1 episode where I really hate how boring, arbitrary, soft and pointless the shows has become (more than usual, obv), then I’m pulling the plug.

I live on the edge.

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