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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 8 – TV Review

PLL Exes and OMGs Hanna

No, Hanna. Don’t become self-aware. It’s too depressing.

Just FYI, if there’s a noticeable lack of passion in this review, it’s because all my frustration has been driven towards the abysmal Scream season finale.

PLL: only looking (minimally) better when something else around it falls off a fucking cliff.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL Through A Glass Darkly Aria crying

Because justice is an illusion. And Spencer is going to be fucking 30 by then.

As I mentioned in my New Year’s Eve post, I don’t give a fuck about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

So with that in mind, here we go.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 24 – TV Review

PLL A is for Answers Hanna gun

Hanna knows her way around small arms.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
No amount of gun violence can get Hanna out of that boring ensemble.
Our count closes even for the season. 12 horrendous, 12 not-horrendous. I was out of word play.

Well, the episode is titled “A is for Answers.”

And yes, we get them.

But not the one we really want.

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Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Ravenswood Miranda funeral

Who would ever do something like that?

Fuck me, I’m losing interest in Ravenswood faster than I am for The Tomorrow People.

Worst spin-off indeed.

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Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Ravenswood Caleb Hanna

“What do you mean ‘not until January?'”

And by “Ravenswood,” I mean Ravenswood the show.

Ravenswood the town isn’t a barrel of fun, either.

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Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Ravenswood Olivia homecoming red paint

I think she would have settled for a tarp, to be honest.

Ravenswood can’t possibly last more than one season.

This is the same weak shit we saw with The Secret Circle, and ABC Family is far less edgy than The CW.

And the leads are Caleb and the sister from Beauty & the Beast?

Come on.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review

PLL Halloween Alison I'm back bitches

The line always belonged to her.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Divine. Really.
Our count is now 8 I hate, 5 are great.

The outfits are better than last year, Alison is finally revealed, and there’s a mausoleum hidden passageway mystery.

Unfortunately, it’s also a backdoor pilot for Ravenswood. And PLL does it far less gracefully than TVD.

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